ACLU attorney: Blocking Chick-fil-A over gay marriage 'viewpoint discrimination'

[Downtown Hound]

66. Okay, let's assume for some totally pointless sake and for no other reason than appeasing

your repeated entries into banal nitpicking that a CEO supports banning all handguns. First of all, is this just his personal opinion, or does he actively give millions of dollars to said cause? Has he gone on record as saying that he tries to steer his companies' hiring to only people who support his position? Because the CEO of Dick Fillet has done all these things.

And still, I would say, no. Because handguns AREN'T ALL GUNS. He could still support owning a hunting rifle. Now I'll just save you the trouble of typing your next banal entry and include it to be ALL guns. Well, then, go ahead and speak to your city council about it. Try and get them banned. Do I support it? No. But that's because I could really care less what a CEO thinks about guns, even though I own ten of them. If you want to try and use the same logic that I've used here in your imaginary scenario, go for it. I will not be joining you and I doubt many others will either.

Ultimately gay rights are more important to me than my right to own a small penis compensator that can fire 100 rounds per minute. But on this issue, it's not only me but millions of others that are fed up with bigotry from the right on this issue, and we're fighting back. If you think you can muster that same kind of passion for your imaginary gun issue with your imaginary CEO in your imaginary universe, then go for it.