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Locrian

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42. what operating system is on his laptop?
Fri Jun 2, 2017, 06:45 AM
Jun 2017

Oldie but a goodie... a little sexist, but still...


System 7 is like going out on a bad date. Your date is expensive and at the end of the night you don't even get a good-night kiss.

DOS is like going out with an ugly girl except you know what your up against, so you can work around it.

Windows is like going out with the same ugly girl but this time she is wearing make-up.

Linux is like going out with an ugly girl but you tell all your friends she is pretty.

Unix is like going out with a ugly girl but she is good in bed.

OS/2 is like going out with a beautiful girl but you have to be well endowed to get anywhere.

NeXT is like going out with a super model only to find out she speaks another language and only she knows that language.

VMS is like going out with your Mom.

Chicago is like going out on a blind date. All your friends hype her up and say that she is better than anyone else you have dated but in the end she turns out to be ugly.

NT is like trying going out with snobby girl. No matter how endowed and rich you are, it is not enough to get her to go out with you.

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Just curious - Did people try this nonsense after Loving v Virginia? ck4829 Jun 2017 #1
If they'd had laptops, they would have. Ken Burch Jun 2017 #2
Those sexy laptops ck4829 Jun 2017 #3
with their smooth, slick, hairless...frames Ken Burch Jun 2017 #24
One guess crazycatlady Jun 2017 #45
They tried lots of nonsense IronLionZion Jun 2017 #9
The families would never get along. Ken Burch Jun 2017 #30
Sort of... at least, there was an attempt to marry a horse in Boulder County. politicat Jun 2017 #41
If I were a Judge and he came before me a second time... yuiyoshida Jun 2017 #4
some people are just wired differently nt geek tragedy Jun 2017 #5
The guy definitely has a software problem Ken Burch Jun 2017 #31
Heck, let him try. forgotmylogin Jun 2017 #39
It seems that conservatives want to marry inanimate objects and animals (Frothy Santorum). keithbvadu2 Jun 2017 #34
What are the odds he spends hours every day jacking off to porn Still In Wisconsin Jun 2017 #6
Yes, I say let him marry his damn laptop. Marie Marie Jun 2017 #32
I just proposed to Siri, on a lark. forgotmylogin Jun 2017 #40
My Thought Exactly Doug the Dem Jun 2017 #44
This explains their proclivity for pedophilia. Dave Starsky Jun 2017 #7
That's ridiculous. Laptops aren't human beings, or even organic. Honeycombe8 Jun 2017 #8
Honeycombe, you simply do not understand conservatism if you ask that jmowreader Jun 2017 #13
I say let him marry his laptop. William769 Jun 2017 #10
He should marry an old smart phone; it could consent with the right app installed. Towlie Jun 2017 #11
Me and my laptop tazkcmo Jun 2017 #12
Cortana... Plucketeer Jun 2017 #14
A while back some other conservative wanted to marry a lawnmower. trusty elf Jun 2017 #15
Did he ever think about what it would mean to consummate the marriage? SwissTony Jun 2017 #29
Can He Show the Laptop has Given Consent? Wolf Frankula Jun 2017 #16
I suspect the argument to that would then jump over to polygamy xor Jun 2017 #27
These people are true, conforming assholes SpankMe Jun 2017 #17
Republicans don't realize that women are people. athena Jun 2017 #18
Ah. You've nailed it. Kber Jun 2017 #23
Laptops can't consent. End of case. haele Jun 2017 #19
Yes, because we all know maxrandb Jun 2017 #20
Sad Freepers maxrandb Jun 2017 #21
This is only rational and defensible maxrandb Jun 2017 #22
Utah Assistant AG said if the computer were 15 years old it would reach the age of consent marylandblue Jun 2017 #25
What happened to marrying you box turtle. Repukes give up on that one? n/t Bengus81 Jun 2017 #26
did they give up on the box turtle? Skittles Jun 2017 #28
result of a sexy LAP top DANCE dembotoz Jun 2017 #33
Old cartoon (Shoe?) - He had to give up his laptop. - It got too user friendly. keithbvadu2 Jun 2017 #35
Easy to see who has the brains Marthe48 Jun 2017 #36
If he could legally marry his laptop ... surrealAmerican Jun 2017 #37
Oh No! moonseller66 Jun 2017 #38
what operating system is on his laptop? Locrian Jun 2017 #42
Let him marry the laptop. When it dies we can charge him with murder. Vinca Jun 2017 #43
the judge should demand he consummate it before granting the license yurbud Jun 2017 #46
Sounds like one repressed dude. roamer65 Jun 2017 #47
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