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46. the judge should demand he consummate it before granting the license

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Man tries to marry his laptop (again) in attempt to kill same-sex marriage [View all] DonViejo Jun 2017 OP

Just curious - Did people try this nonsense after Loving v Virginia? ck4829 Jun 2017 #1

If they'd had laptops, they would have. Ken Burch Jun 2017 #2

Those sexy laptops ck4829 Jun 2017 #3

with their smooth, slick, hairless...frames Ken Burch Jun 2017 #24

One guess crazycatlady Jun 2017 #45

They tried lots of nonsense IronLionZion Jun 2017 #9

The families would never get along. Ken Burch Jun 2017 #30

Sort of... at least, there was an attempt to marry a horse in Boulder County. politicat Jun 2017 #41

If I were a Judge and he came before me a second time... yuiyoshida Jun 2017 #4

some people are just wired differently nt geek tragedy Jun 2017 #5

The guy definitely has a software problem Ken Burch Jun 2017 #31

Heck, let him try. forgotmylogin Jun 2017 #39

It seems that conservatives want to marry inanimate objects and animals (Frothy Santorum). keithbvadu2 Jun 2017 #34

What are the odds he spends hours every day jacking off to porn Still In Wisconsin Jun 2017 #6

Yes, I say let him marry his damn laptop. Marie Marie Jun 2017 #32

I just proposed to Siri, on a lark. forgotmylogin Jun 2017 #40

My Thought Exactly Doug the Dem Jun 2017 #44

This explains their proclivity for pedophilia. Dave Starsky Jun 2017 #7

That's ridiculous. Laptops aren't human beings, or even organic. Honeycombe8 Jun 2017 #8

Honeycombe, you simply do not understand conservatism if you ask that jmowreader Jun 2017 #13

I say let him marry his laptop. William769 Jun 2017 #10

He should marry an old smart phone; it could consent with the right app installed. Towlie Jun 2017 #11

Me and my laptop tazkcmo Jun 2017 #12

Cortana... Plucketeer Jun 2017 #14

A while back some other conservative wanted to marry a lawnmower. trusty elf Jun 2017 #15

Did he ever think about what it would mean to consummate the marriage? SwissTony Jun 2017 #29

Can He Show the Laptop has Given Consent? Wolf Frankula Jun 2017 #16

I suspect the argument to that would then jump over to polygamy xor Jun 2017 #27

These people are true, conforming assholes SpankMe Jun 2017 #17

Republicans don't realize that women are people. athena Jun 2017 #18

Ah. You've nailed it. Kber Jun 2017 #23

Laptops can't consent. End of case. haele Jun 2017 #19

Yes, because we all know maxrandb Jun 2017 #20

Sad Freepers maxrandb Jun 2017 #21

This is only rational and defensible maxrandb Jun 2017 #22

Utah Assistant AG said if the computer were 15 years old it would reach the age of consent marylandblue Jun 2017 #25

What happened to marrying you box turtle. Repukes give up on that one? n/t Bengus81 Jun 2017 #26

did they give up on the box turtle? Skittles Jun 2017 #28

result of a sexy LAP top DANCE dembotoz Jun 2017 #33

Old cartoon (Shoe?) - He had to give up his laptop. - It got too user friendly. keithbvadu2 Jun 2017 #35

Easy to see who has the brains Marthe48 Jun 2017 #36

If he could legally marry his laptop ... surrealAmerican Jun 2017 #37

Oh No! moonseller66 Jun 2017 #38

what operating system is on his laptop? Locrian Jun 2017 #42

Let him marry the laptop. When it dies we can charge him with murder. Vinca Jun 2017 #43

the judge should demand he consummate it before granting the license yurbud Jun 2017 #46

Sounds like one repressed dude. roamer65 Jun 2017 #47