Breaking: Final result gives Mitt Romney an 8-vote win in Iowa caucuses

[BanTheGOP]

67. Actually, this is GREAT NEWS

Let me be blunt: if anyone but Mitt Romney is nominated, unless Mitt runs as independent (which he won't), Barack Obama will get shallacked in the election as the GOP has combined vote fraud with an unprecedented propaganda campaign by the teabaggers. That's why it was CRUCIAL that Mitt Romney win in Iowa.

Even if it was by as many votes as most GOP asshats pay their employees per hour, it is SIGNIFICANT that we can say,

ROMNEY WON IOWA.

This is extremely important. Why??

First, it will allow the media to help us sell the fact that Romney is the GOP nominee. Once that situation is well in hand, we need to then shift our energy to Ron Paul to run 3rd Party. THIS IS WHY it is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT that Romney is the nominee.

If Ron Paul is the 3rd Party candidate, then Barack Obama can win with as little as 37% popular vote! This is important.

Once Barack Obama wins the second term, then he can ignore Congress and concentrate more on Executive orders like MSNBC hosts are reporting. We can prevent economic genocide put out by the teabagger congress (the senate will be stolen by the GOP, and the House will increase in teabagger filth), and hopefully ensuring economic fairness.

Finally, we REALLY have to seriously look at banning the Republican Party. But first things first.

Bottom line...it is a GOOD THING our operatives were able to ensure a Romney victory. We need to propel this victory to depress the teabagger voters, ensuring that Ron Paul runs 3rd Party and the Progressive Agenda is completed in Obama's second term.