Howard Dean: Jared Kushner will be indicted for money laundering and the next step will be Trum

[Podkayne K]

44. FEDERAL PRISON BLUES (With apologies to Johnny Cash)

I see Bob Mueller coming, warrant in his hand
Did all I could to stop him, now I’m a wanted man
So I’ll be stuck in Federal Prison screaming bloody hell
But at least my family’s nearby, in an adjoining cell

When I was just a young boy, they sent me off to school
My mom said she was worried cause I was such a fool
But daddy gave me millions to be just like him
So I screwed over everyone, and now I’m in the Pen

I wonder if there’s rich folk still in my hotel
Eating all my steaks, and getting on just swell
But I never thought they’d catch me, and now I can’t be free
And this place don’t have a golf course,
And that’s what tortures me

When they free me from this prison
I’ll go see my old friend Vlad, I know he will help me, be very glad
But he’s also in a hot seat with a man in red
So please tell me sir, what are those horns in your head?