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Podkayne K

(145 posts)
44. FEDERAL PRISON BLUES (With apologies to Johnny Cash)
Tue Nov 7, 2017, 02:33 PM
Nov 2017

I see Bob Mueller coming, warrant in his hand
Did all I could to stop him, now I’m a wanted man
So I’ll be stuck in Federal Prison screaming bloody hell
But at least my family’s nearby, in an adjoining cell

When I was just a young boy, they sent me off to school
My mom said she was worried cause I was such a fool
But daddy gave me millions to be just like him
So I screwed over everyone, and now I’m in the Pen

I wonder if there’s rich folk still in my hotel
Eating all my steaks, and getting on just swell
But I never thought they’d catch me, and now I can’t be free
And this place don’t have a golf course,
And that’s what tortures me

When they free me from this prison
I’ll go see my old friend Vlad, I know he will help me, be very glad
But he’s also in a hot seat with a man in red
So please tell me sir, what are those horns in your head?

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Please be true. muntrv Nov 2017 #1
I wonder if Jared thinks the USA should adopt ,,,,, Cryptoad Nov 2017 #19
The Mueller train is picking up speed. More coal. Sneederbunk Nov 2017 #2
Ah, at last, a market for coal! lagomorph777 Nov 2017 #37
There is no way in hell Trump and his herd were DUH, like we know nothing! n/t RKP5637 Nov 2017 #3
MAGA! sandensea Nov 2017 #4
Good one... Pachamama Nov 2017 #26
Why, thank you Pachamama. sandensea Nov 2017 #29
Howard Dean: It's "likely" we have a "criminal in the White House." SunSeeker Nov 2017 #5
+1 onetexan Nov 2017 #6
Only one criminal? FakeNoose Nov 2017 #36
I think it's irresponsible for him to be saying these things at this stage. Honeycombe8 Nov 2017 #7
He called Kushner a criminal, not Trump. tavernier Nov 2017 #10
I agree, read it again all the way through the whole paragraph. Kleveland Nov 2017 #30
Manafort, Gates, and Papadapolos all Eyeball_Kid Nov 2017 #28
I would almost prefer that he first be charged with his actions as a slumlord karynnj Nov 2017 #8
Tenants allege Trump's son-in-law is a Baltimore "slumlord," and that's not even the worst of it CountAllVotes Nov 2017 #12
Yep, and as a Jew, I hate all the articles of how they observe Shabbat karynnj Nov 2017 #13
eh he's a big fake/phoney IMO CountAllVotes Nov 2017 #15
He's no better than your garden-variety slumlord NastyRiffraff Nov 2017 #20
K&R Scurrilous Nov 2017 #9
Obviously though, Trump will without question pardon Jared. OliverQ Nov 2017 #11
If money laundering charges are brought on the state level like manafort Thekaspervote Nov 2017 #14
Dump is not excused from CRIMES CountAllVotes Nov 2017 #16
His opinion only. Owl Nov 2017 #17
Do you disagree? RandomAccess Nov 2017 #24
YAAAAAAS shenmue Nov 2017 #18
Give 'em Hell Howard! sagesnow Nov 2017 #21
They'll never pin money laundering on him directly. Calista241 Nov 2017 #22
Trump really isn't that careful marylandblue Nov 2017 #27
Suspecting money laundering and proving money laundering Calista241 Nov 2017 #35
I understand, I've been audited at work marylandblue Nov 2017 #38
Re: jarhead not fooled Nov 2017 #23
And it'll be up to the public to riot in the streets when tRump inevitably fires Mueller ffr Nov 2017 #25
How about a peaceful but very visible number of people protesting immediately with out violence ? lunasun Nov 2017 #31
I'm already signed up. We need masses like we had for the Women's March ffr Nov 2017 #32
Our whole extended family small it may be , has plans to move outside ASAP . The kids already know lunasun Nov 2017 #33
You and your family are America patriots. ffr Nov 2017 #34
I signed up for myself and my sister last week. BigmanPigman Nov 2017 #41
Loves me some Dr. Dean! geardaddy Nov 2017 #39
May it be so!!! niyad Nov 2017 #40
Oh, he doesn't know, any more than anyone else. He's not being helpful. Honeycombe8 Nov 2017 #42
Better not stop there SHRED Nov 2017 #43
FEDERAL PRISON BLUES (With apologies to Johnny Cash) Podkayne K Nov 2017 #44
I love Howard but he needs to leave this in Mueller's capable hands. Algernon Moncrieff Nov 2017 #45
Right. Hope he's right in the long run, but the sequence needs to be different to avert pardons. mpcamb Nov 2017 #46
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