Trump and Putin set to meet in Vietnam, Kremlin says

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6. I can hear it now...

Trump: "Look, I've been stonewalling for a while now! When are you going to publish those Crooked Hillary emails?"
Putin: "What is 'stonewalling?'"
Trump: "Keeping the hounds at bay through lying and misdirection. Melania told me it's something Nixon, my hero, used to say."
Putin: "Nice. Plus, it evokes your own border wall. How's that coming, by the way?"
Trump: "It's big, very big. It's coming along--people are saying it's gonna be the best wall EVER--and I'll get China to pay for it!"
Putin: "China? Don't you mean Mexico?"
Trump: "No, China has more money than Mexico. They love me there. Look at this tie! It's quality, Trump quality! I told you I would be a job creator!"
Putin: "It's longer than the lines for bread under the old Soviet regime."
Trump: "One more thing: I'm going to need another $250 million for construction to begin. I've got a yuuuge construction crew...headed to Iraq."
Putin: "Syria!"
Trump: "Yes, Syria. Trump Tower Damascus! People are saying it'll be huge--no collusion with Assad--and I'll get ISIS to pay for it!"
Putin: "You will have it, my friend. But first, we have to talk about your interest rate. We need to raise it to 35%!"
Trump: "What? That's outrageous! Never!"
Putin (to an aide): "GET THE TAPE!"
Trump: "Vladdy, no! I'll pay, I'll pay! I'll never question you again."