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20. To the true fundamentalist, this news is from Satan

Sun Nov 12, 2017, 03:32 PM

Nov 2017

The good Christian man Roy Moore, who loves Jesus so much he martyred himself by installing a Ten Commandments Monument, would never commit evil. All the women claiming he did were sent by Satan to bring him down. If you want to yell out “get thee behind me, Satan!” you have to vote for the most holy candidate, Roy Moore.

If the Holier Than Thou Brigade actually believed in God, they would demand the truth from Roy Moore. And then they would vote for Jones, who is more Christ-like. That won’t happen.

Fortunately for America, people like this are a minority even in the Bible Belt.

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Poll: 37 percent of Alabama evangelicals more likely to vote for Moore after allegations [View all] Julian Englis Nov 2017 OP

Of course they're MOORE likely to vote for the ol' pervert. sandensea Nov 2017 #1

Jesus wept. nt TeamPooka Nov 2017 #2

And they wonder True Blue American Nov 2017 #53

Thats who they are jberryhill Nov 2017 #3

Indeed and they certainly show their true allegiance benfranklin1776 Nov 2017 #24

This message was self-deleted by its author qwlauren35 Nov 2017 #38

republican pissing all over basic human decency Achilleaze Nov 2017 #4

Something interesting that I've noticed of late UncleTomsEvilBrother Nov 2017 #5

This surprises people? Codeine Nov 2017 #6

You dig a little into their backgrounds and often freaky things get revealed. n/t RKP5637 Nov 2017 #14

Okay, once more, with feeling: WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT THEM???? calimary Nov 2017 #7

It says that they hate liberals so much Mosby Nov 2017 #9

With fundies, child molestation is a feature, not a bug, lastlib Nov 2017 #15

They just switched their devotion from one marybourg Nov 2017 #8

It would be interesting theaocp Nov 2017 #10

God is Dead DemoTex Nov 2017 #11

Birds of a feather flock together!!! n/t RKP5637 Nov 2017 #12

Two takeaways from this. Thor_MN Nov 2017 #13

Exactly. ret5hd Nov 2017 #16

My thought precisely . . . Journeyman Nov 2017 #22

Makes sense, weirdly caraher Nov 2017 #17

Of course - to the evilangelical, a woman's sole purpose is to get married and have kids. haele Nov 2017 #41

This! BlancheSplanchnik Nov 2017 #42

Those people want to normalize it because they want to do these things IronLionZion Nov 2017 #18

Rob Rogers nails it hermetic Nov 2017 #19

+1 Mosby Nov 2017 #21

To the true fundamentalist, this news is from Satan jmowreader Nov 2017 #20

They'll vote against LGBT rights yet support a pedophile. Nitram Nov 2017 #23

I have a feeling that many people from BigmanPigman Nov 2017 #25

An Icky rec saidsimplesimon Nov 2017 #26

Probs that it's the same crowd that thinks trump is a divine gift from God lunasun Nov 2017 #27

All they know is Dont tell ME what I should do JDC Nov 2017 #28

👆🏾. n/t BlancheSplanchnik Nov 2017 #43

Or in other words, 37% answered the question honestly Freethinker65 Nov 2017 #29

I feel like I need a shower after reading that gilpo Nov 2017 #30

Fake Christians Motley13 Nov 2017 #31

Evangelicals.... paleotn Nov 2017 #32

Fake religion BlueJac Nov 2017 #33

Wonder how many of them voted for Moore after he went for their daughters? blueinredohio Nov 2017 #34

Well of course they are... BlueIdaho Nov 2017 #35

christian usually means weissmam Nov 2017 #36

Values voters. Who amongst us would support a Democrat who'd done this? Deplorables. ffr Nov 2017 #37

I dunno is there a Dem as vile that we hold our nose and vote for them anyway. dembotoz Nov 2017 #39

There's no such thing as a child molesting christian Uben Nov 2017 #40

Franklin Graham is praying for ole' Roy bathroommonkey76 Nov 2017 #44

How on earth did these so-called 'christians' get so twisted? PatrickforO Nov 2017 #45

These people really do believe diddling little kids is okay. AllyCat Nov 2017 #46

That's about right. 37% of Alabamans are racist morons. Nitram Nov 2017 #47

Stupidest poll ever JCMach1 Nov 2017 #48

Look at when the evangelical movement took off residentcynic Nov 2017 #49

My kind of man Alice11111 Nov 2017 #50

There's madness to their method. dchill Nov 2017 #51

I can't stand evangelists. NT raccoon Nov 2017 #52