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paleotn

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18. I could be sworn in on freaking Moby Dick if I wanted, you freaking moron!

Reply to DonViejo (Original post)

Tue Dec 12, 2017, 10:23 PM

Dec 2017

What stupidity!!!!!!!

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Moore Spox Falls Silent When Told Bible Isn't Required For Oaths Of Office [View all] DonViejo Dec 2017 OP

If I ever get elected to office, I want to be sworn in on Darwin's Origin of Species nt Xipe Totec Dec 2017 #1

I like that idea PJMcK Dec 2017 #2

If There Was a Thought Bubble Roy Rolling Dec 2017 #19

I want to be sworn in on Amazing Fantasy 15 MurrayDelph Dec 2017 #23

Carl Sagans A Demon Haunted World JHB Dec 2017 #33

Dumbass doesn't know that my Rep was sworn in with Jefferson's Quran. Thor_MN Dec 2017 #3

I'd want a copy of the Declaration of Independence & the Constution. irisblue Dec 2017 #4

Good choice. murielm99 Dec 2017 #22

Duuuuuurrrrrrr. -_O_- Dec 2017 #5

Pricelessssssss. Truly choice. marble falls Dec 2017 #6

I seriously doubt whether they've really read the Bible SnowCritter Dec 2017 #7

Yes and don't forget the part that says FakeNoose Dec 2017 #10

Or the constitution for that matter. Salviati Dec 2017 #11

They thump it, they don't read it. HopeAgain Dec 2017 #26

That is amazing treestar Dec 2017 #30

In thirty years of practice in Iowa rsdsharp Dec 2017 #31

Book to be sworn in..All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten -Robert Fulghum SummerSnow Dec 2017 #8

I wonder if he knows congressmen aren't sworn in on ANY book jmowreader Dec 2017 #9

So sure in his ignorance. So matter-of-fact in his belief and so wrong in his facts. Solly Mack Dec 2017 #12

Swamp Thing! bucolic_frolic Dec 2017 #13

For me, it'd be Raymond Chandler's "The Long Goodbye." dchill Dec 2017 #14

Good choice my dear ChubbyStar Dec 2017 #16

Yes. I just finished "The Big Sleep" - which I've already read... dchill Dec 2017 #17

Expected ignorance from an associate of Moore. nt oasis Dec 2017 #15

I could be sworn in on freaking Moby Dick if I wanted, you freaking moron! paleotn Dec 2017 #18

Same in court, swearing "to tell the truth" left-of-center2012 Dec 2017 #20

I'd go for God Is Not Great jb5150 Dec 2017 #21

That was awesome. Egnever Dec 2017 #24

Jephthah Cold War Spook Dec 2017 #25

That video ended with a truly a brilliant demonstration of the term 'Slack Jaw' Siwsan Dec 2017 #27

Hullo? Hullo? ...are you there???.....Duhhhhh. Guilded Lilly Dec 2017 #28

Hilarious. underpants Dec 2017 #29

the only thing that would have made it better is if a fly had flown into his gaping mouth onenote Dec 2017 #32