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95. Hopefully noone tells Trump

Fri Jan 26, 2018, 07:11 AM

Jan 2018

I suspect that he wouldn't get the joke. And that he would accept the offer, and have it installed somewhere he can make regular use of it, thinking it just his just dues.

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The Trumps asked to borrow a Van Gogh for the White House. The Guggenheim offered an 18K gold toilet [View all] brooklynite Jan 2018 OP

He would never lower himself to use that... SeattleVet Jan 2018 #1

And I bet his personal bidets all have massaging jets and lazy-boy "help-me-ups" erronis Jan 2018 #11

Why? MFM008 Jan 2018 #46

Excellent! SergeStorms Jan 2018 #69

🤣 BlancheSplanchnik Jan 2018 #101

For me, 18 karat would be fine... dchill Jan 2018 #20

Yea, Walmart has only 10 karat. LakeArenal Jan 2018 #42

Are they..... SergeStorms Jan 2018 #85

As the wife of an apartment maintenance man... I get it LakeArenal Jan 2018 #92

LoL!! BlancheSplanchnik Jan 2018 #100

That gold commode would be PERFECT Plucketeer Jan 2018 #2

I believe the correct terminology for that treatment Grammy23 Jan 2018 #24

I didn't think about the hair! Plucketeer Jan 2018 #82

That's assuming it is not a toupee. cstanleytech Jan 2018 #98

I think it's called a "Tronald Dump" flibbitygiblets Jan 2018 #96

Priceless alwaysinasnit Jan 2018 #3

Seriously whopis01 Jan 2018 #52

Cozy. colorado_ufo Jan 2018 #56

Yeah, looks like a Saddam Hussein special dhol82 Jan 2018 #81

Is that an actual picture of the penthouse? xxqqqzme Jan 2018 #89

Trump Washington DC Internationall Hotel, 1100 Penn. Ave., opened Oct. 2016 appalachiablue Jan 2018 #93

Maybe just a little more gold... True_Blue Jan 2018 #91

Yes it is to sedate. Oppaloopa Jan 2018 #94

BURN lunasun Jan 2018 #4

Indeed underpants Jan 2018 #6

Ahahaha! sakabatou Jan 2018 #5

Why don't they bring some fine art from Trump Tower to the WH? sinkingfeeling Jan 2018 #7

The gold toilet probably IS from tRump Tower... SeattleVet Jan 2018 #8

Good point! But after passing through several LLC/LLP/501C/offshore to maximize benefits. erronis Jan 2018 #12

Why not just ask the dump for a gold-encrusted memento of his excellence? erronis Jan 2018 #15

Cute joke - and he's probably walking around with his unfinished movement in his pants. George II Jan 2018 #25

Like their two FAKE Renoirs Trump insists (even brags) are real stuffmatters Jan 2018 #33

Might it be possible that he would just keep it GeoWilliam750 Jan 2018 #70

That's what I thought. fierywoman Jan 2018 #72

!!! orangecrush Jan 2018 #9

SH!T HOLE onetexan Jan 2018 #10

Indeed. Love it iluvtennis Jan 2018 #37

Does Google have a record of Melania googling "Maurizio Cattelan toilet" L. Coyote Jan 2018 #13

I have that painting Clarity2 Jan 2018 #14

Why would he even want that lovely painting? It doesn't seem his style. LisaM Jan 2018 #16

I found it strange as well PatSeg Jan 2018 #22

My thoughts also LeftInTX Jan 2018 #23

Yes, they want van Gogh because van Gogh is expen$ive MountCleaners Jan 2018 #53

I think you are exactly right psychopomp Jan 2018 #66

Status. George II Jan 2018 #26

Melania probably wants it. It's very peaceful, probably reminds her of her childhood. haele Jan 2018 #27

Absolutely! FuzzyRabbit Jan 2018 #36

Likely right about that. I sympathize with what should Hortensis Jan 2018 #74

He Read On The Back RobinA Jan 2018 #60

The Van Gogh is wonderful. Cracklin Charlie Jan 2018 #17

LOL chwaliszewski Jan 2018 #18

Well-played, Guggenheim... malthaussen Jan 2018 #19

I'm so embarrassed to be American these days. TeapotInATempest Jan 2018 #21

Would it automatically gold plate his shits? 47of74 Jan 2018 #28

He needs to keep his grubby little orange hands off of the Detroit Institute of Arts as well FrodosNewPet Jan 2018 #29

Was that the inspiration for xxqqqzme Jan 2018 #90

That is beautiful. I think I'll see if I can drum up a large group to go and Squinch Jan 2018 #30

Only Trump would have the gall to ask for one of the world's greatest paintings to be removed from TeamPooka Jan 2018 #31

That was the shocking bit. muriel_volestrangler Jan 2018 #39

And heaven forbid forgotmylogin Jan 2018 #48

Its what hitler did with Europes great art TeamPooka Jan 2018 #57

It was probably Melania's idea for the painting. Trump would probably take the gold toilet! LiberalLovinLug Jan 2018 #32

Trumps loves dog paintings. He would have put it next to his treasured original of... FailureToCommunicate Jan 2018 #34

Good for them.... Marie Marie Jan 2018 #35

Never. tavernier Jan 2018 #97

"an interactive work" -- LOL! KPN Jan 2018 #38

That's some funny shit right there! BadGimp Jan 2018 #40

We'll never know, of course, but wanna bet. . . matt819 Jan 2018 #41

I thought they were kidding! jmowreader Jan 2018 #43

Yep. My daughter and I saw it. progressoid Jan 2018 #45

This message was self-deleted by its author progressoid Jan 2018 #44

Tee hee! A shithole for the shithead in the Shit House. DinahMoeHum Jan 2018 #47

They were too kind .. I would have given him what goes inside it instead Le Gaucher Jan 2018 #49

Putin does have a gold toilet among a zillion other BigmanPigman Jan 2018 #50

ONION!! Angry Dragon Jan 2018 #51

Thats what I thought til I read the great LuckyLib Jan 2018 #78

He reportedly had a fake Renoir on his jet that he told everyone was real MLAA Jan 2018 #54

Jeez, talk about brass balls. 3catwoman3 Jan 2018 #55

When you gotta go, you gotta Gogh Mr. Ected Jan 2018 #58

18k makes sense Hassler Jan 2018 #59

They know better than to loan anything to the trumps. muntrv Jan 2018 #61

Gogh fuck yourself, Gump. John Fante Jan 2018 #62

Reminds me of an old joke MurrayDelph Jan 2018 #63

He is suppose to be rich. Demtexan Jan 2018 #64

Risky. Doubtful they'd get that back in pristine condition. tanyev Jan 2018 #65

Or a copy. Demtexan Jan 2018 #67

Oh, I meant the toilet. tanyev Jan 2018 #68

The perfect throne for his majesty Az_lefty Jan 2018 #71

The piece is called America. A gold rateyes Jan 2018 #73

It needs 18k toilet paper to match. YOHABLO Jan 2018 #75

Well, he has been shitting on 'America' for over a year...eom Maeve Jan 2018 #76

Too many things could be said but I'll shut my mouth! Kajun Gal Jan 2018 #77

I can't even believe this isn't a troll job by the Post ... mr_lebowski Jan 2018 #79

From the film, "Coming To America" TwistOneUp Jan 2018 #80

A golden toilet to go with the golden showers. nt progree Jan 2018 #83

dear god, no...just no... CTyankee Jan 2018 #84

The Guggenheim.... SergeStorms Jan 2018 #86

The Trumps are not entitled torius Jan 2018 #87

BAM! CRUNCH! EEE-YOW! KAPOW! KLONK! OOOFF! OWWW! POW! SPLATT! BootinUp Jan 2018 #88

Hopefully noone tells Trump quakerboy Jan 2018 #95

Donald like most Repugnants is so full of shit you would need a larger toilet than that. nt cstanleytech Jan 2018 #99

If it's read gold why doesn't it have a flusher for people.....weird... onecent Jan 2018 #102

The sheer audacity of the request pisses me off - for the PRIVATE residence bitterross Jan 2018 #103

A second tweeting throne for tRump CentralMass Jan 2018 #104

I saw this in the Post this morning. So appropriate! I doubt Trump will ever figure out the insult. Nitram Jan 2018 #105

Why would Trump want a Van Gogh samplegirl Jan 2018 #106

Replace it with a fake, then sell the original? radhika Jan 2018 #109

Buurrrrrrn. mahina Jan 2018 #107

You know he'd never return whatever they'd lend... radhika Jan 2018 #108

Why not a Piccaso? Butterflylady Jan 2018 #110

it was a perfect response! niyad Jan 2018 #111

one question--who ACTUALLY requested this masterpiece, because we know damned well niyad Jan 2018 #112

I guess they didn't have a golden shower head Alpeduez21 Jan 2018 #113