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20. How do they train teachers to use firearms in Texas?

Mon Feb 26, 2018, 03:37 PM

Feb 2018

Well, I certainly haven't been to any of the sessions, but taking into account the sophistication of our governor and A.G., my guess is the teachers are handed some high caliber weapons they can't even hold straight, and told, "ya just press on this trigger thingy and blow their asses to kingdom come!"

Knowing the sophistication of a few of our teachers, I wouldn't be surprised to hear of some of them doing just that. "Peggy-Sue, do you believe that Jesus wanted you to get that math problem wrong?"
"No, ma'am, I don't"
BLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Any other students share the late Peggy-Sue's viewpoint?"

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