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5. Public Loudspeaker: "Happy Farmer, Patriotic Farmer! The Two-Year Plan calls for sacrifices!"

Tue Jul 24, 2018, 04:58 PM

Jul 2018

"Patriotic Farmer! The Central Committee has decided to save your Brothers in Steel first. You must tighten the belt for the Great Success of the Two-Year Plan, which will be followed by the next Two-Year Plan! We have set aside a small portion of the great success of the Two Year Plan to tide you over! Happy Farmer! Patriotic Farmer! Take pride in your sacrifices for your Comrades in Steel and Other Heavy Trades! The Central Committee is with you, Happy Farmer! MAGA!"

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Republican Senators: Trump's Farmer 'Welfare' Won't Work [View all] Snellius Jul 2018 OP

I love tribal warfare... TheCowsCameHome Jul 2018 #1

All their boy Trump needs to do is take away the ridiculous tariffs. Those tariffs are only iluvtennis Jul 2018 #2

Will there be a work requirement for their farmer welfare? /s pecosbob Jul 2018 #3

Or make them drive to another state to pick up their check. With proper ID, of course. Snellius Jul 2018 #6

and drug tests... wcmagumba Jul 2018 #7

And mandatory drug tests too True_Blue Jul 2018 #41

And they can ONLY draw $40-50.00 per day max out of a ATM.... Bengus81 Jul 2018 #43

My two Senators Tweeted! hibbing Jul 2018 #4

What's so damn special about farmers, anyhow? Snellius Jul 2018 #19

? 2naSalit Jul 2018 #22

Sorry, suddenly got a bad attack of farmer-phobia. Snellius Jul 2018 #23

I get that part... 2naSalit Jul 2018 #24

I guess the Republic is to blame. Snellius Jul 2018 #27

Hmmm 2naSalit Jul 2018 #35

Not really "unfair all of a sudden". Snellius Jul 2018 #36

I already knew that 2naSalit Jul 2018 #37

I get what you're saying. You're right. Snellius Jul 2018 #39

Public Loudspeaker: "Happy Farmer, Patriotic Farmer! The Two-Year Plan calls for sacrifices!" markses66 Jul 2018 #5

Hilarious, markses66! Ohiogal Jul 2018 #15

Well done! brer cat Jul 2018 #21

Perfect! The Blue Flower Jul 2018 #33

"Soviet type economy." Snap. And duh. Squinch Jul 2018 #8

No. That's Chi..na! We make it on our own in the land of free markets. Right? Snellius Jul 2018 #10

Right? He's so dumb it hurts. Squinch Jul 2018 #12

Socialist Republicans are following the kremlin script to a T Achilleaze Jul 2018 #9

Drug tests. SamKnause Jul 2018 #11

Trump was creating a "Soviet type economy." Liberalagogo Jul 2018 #13

Where is $12 Billion for Flint? Renew Deal Jul 2018 #14

Or Puerto Rico? llmart Jul 2018 #32

LOVE all these comments. LOVE DU! PearliePoo2 Jul 2018 #16

If you needed free trade all along, you opted for tariffs why, exactly? bucolic_frolic Jul 2018 #17

Will he subsidize the rest of America suffering from his tariffs? keithbvadu2 Jul 2018 #18

How is that even constitutional? BeyondGeography Jul 2018 #20

Do I love watching The Liberal Lion Jul 2018 #25

And it's all Republicans at war with themselves Snellius Jul 2018 #28

I'll bet the tea-baggers are throwing a hissy fit... KY_EnviroGuy Jul 2018 #26

It will work for the farm vote temporarily, but many others still forced to sacrifice will be irate Freethinker65 Jul 2018 #29

Trump puts tariffs on nations like Canada cause he perceives "subsidies". Therefore: Trump subsidies Bernardo de La Paz Jul 2018 #30

The only farmers if any who will receive assistance kacekwl Jul 2018 #31

EVERY sector that's impacted by tRUMP tariffs should... SayItLoud Jul 2018 #34

Most businesses don't get subsidies. roamer65 Jul 2018 #38

Soylent Green!!! SCVDem Jul 2018 #40

Let me guess..vote for this BAILOUT and the 5B for the wall gets approved too.............. Bengus81 Jul 2018 #42

And of course this "farmers don't want welfare" is horse shit.......... Bengus81 Jul 2018 #44

Talking the talk. nt oasis Jul 2018 #45

If farmers believe trump will save them duforsure Jul 2018 #46

republican welfare for corporate farmers is freaking KGOP socialism Achilleaze Jul 2018 #47

and who will be the recipient of these "subsidies"? Javaman Jul 2018 #48