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DFW

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19. Right conditions? Here are some right conditions.
Fri Jul 27, 2018, 09:53 AM
Jul 2018

Trump has resigned, and Vladimir Vladimirovitch wants his money back. Trump gets an economy cell in the Lubyanka until he signs over the deeds to all properties that he owns free of debt. Oops, that doesn't work. Putin owns them already.

OK, Putin manipulates the midterms, and now owns both the Speaker of the House AND the Senate majority leader. THEN Trump can visit Moscow. It's the only place where he can't whine when the local papers call him "Tramp," since the Russian language doesn't have a short "u," and the Cyrillic alphabet doesn't have a letter that sounds quite like it.

*Putin won't keep him there permanently. Russia has enough pollution problems of its own as it is.

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One can only hope Trump is embroiled in legal crises before that comes to pass. hlthe2b Jul 2018 #1
Just what we need. Trump, the turncoat, meeting with the enemy. olegramps Jul 2018 #20
keep TRUMP there forever trueblue2007 Jul 2018 #25
the king doesn't come to you, you come to the king. LOL nt Javaman Jul 2018 #2
"We need for the appropriate conditions to exist, to be created...." rzemanfl Jul 2018 #3
Perhaps they are scheming a way to program Trump so he doesn't keep waffling on his 'duties' n/t Chemisse Jul 2018 #7
Did you mean to reply to the OP? n/t rzemanfl Jul 2018 #13
Actually I was thinking about the "appropriate conditions" that needed to be "created." Chemisse Jul 2018 #14
Now I get it. n/t rzemanfl Jul 2018 #16
The Final Act Roy Rolling Jul 2018 #4
perfect trolling from putin - basically offering asylum, saying it's over, come home certainot Jul 2018 #10
Well... 2naSalit Jul 2018 #5
Is this sudden "invitation" due to the Trump Tower meeting fiasco that broke last night? Mrs. Overall Jul 2018 #6
You mean seek refuge Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jul 2018 #8
Trump may go there and ask for asylum louis c Jul 2018 #9
Keep him. Iliyah Jul 2018 #11
Classic Dominance Move (nt) JaneQPublic Jul 2018 #12
Precisely and threw the ball back to trump to check the reaction. nature-lover Jul 2018 #15
No doubt Trump will be a good Poodle, like always. (nt) JaneQPublic Jul 2018 #17
Yep JDC Jul 2018 #26
Can he just keep him there? forgotmylogin Jul 2018 #18
Right conditions? Here are some right conditions. DFW Jul 2018 #19
Trump: "It is a huge honor to be invited by President Putin. A very, very great honor!" dalton99a Jul 2018 #21
And, you may keep him. Polly Hennessey Jul 2018 #22
Hmmm. He doesn't want to come over here. He wants Drumpf to go there. haele Jul 2018 #23
I doubt that Putin would ever set foot in the US FakeNoose Jul 2018 #24
Oh good. He is going home sheshe2 Jul 2018 #27
From Betty Bowers Gothmog Jul 2018 #28
I say if Putin were foolish enough to come here he should never be allowed to leave pecosbob Jul 2018 #29
Someone is getting in trouble... Moostache Jul 2018 #30
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