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Scalded Nun

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7. Ted, why not grab the momentum and run on your record?

Reply to appalachiablue (Original post)

Sun Sep 9, 2018, 07:02 PM

Sep 2018

Oh, wait.......

Not too many accolades for government shutdowns and readings of Green Eggs and Ham?

Unfortunately, you have nothing else to show for your time in the senate (certainly nothing substantive).

You might also want to take a look around the state. I see dyed hair of amazing colors every day I venture out. Is that a big thing to you?

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Ted Cruz: Democrats Want Texas To Be 'Like California,' 'Have Tofu' and 'Dyed Hair' [View all] appalachiablue Sep 2018 OP

Doesn't Cruz dye his hair? fierywoman Sep 2018 #1

Trump certainly does louis c Sep 2018 #2

yes he does and Trump too SummerSnow Sep 2018 #17

YES! He uses Ronald Reagan Black Kiwi Shoe Dye, a staple for Republicans. TheBlackAdder Sep 2018 #34

I had a lot of tofu when I visited Houston. RandySF Sep 2018 #3

Hello Ted? Botany Sep 2018 #4

He'd probably walk by them in just his bathrobe Dopers_Greed Sep 2018 #28

So Cruz thinks that telling his voters Turbineguy Sep 2018 #5

I don't have much hair and I hate tofu but should Cruz lose dae Sep 2018 #6

Ted, why not grab the momentum and run on your record? Scalded Nun Sep 2018 #7

oh , ted , i have lots of hair that is natrualy grey from my 61 years on this earth and dosent AllaN01Bear Sep 2018 #8

Only 61? at140 Sep 2018 #29

Tofu and dyed hair are yuuuuuuuugest threat to our great country.... xor Sep 2018 #9

there's tofu all over Tx, what's this idiot Cruz talking about? onetexan Sep 2018 #12

He makes zero sense. Silly pandering to his ignorant base. xor Sep 2018 #14

exactly onetexan Sep 2018 #18

Dontcha mean Canada, Rafael? Le Grand Pronounceur Sep 2018 #10

Tedly, you bent over and deep-throated the cheeto thegoose Sep 2018 #11

Keep Austin Wierd! EarthFirst Sep 2018 #13

Does he think you can't get Tofu in Texas Downtown Hound Sep 2018 #15

Anyone who'se visited the wealthier parts of Dallas and Houston knows Vogon_Glory Sep 2018 #16

be like ,,,,,, Cryptoad Sep 2018 #19

There will be a tofu taco truck in every corner nt Xipe Totec Sep 2018 #20

Let's start with roads, education and healthcare. nt Gore1FL Sep 2018 #21

What a fucking useless loser. Liberalagogo Sep 2018 #22

The idiot is fighting the last war... dhill926 Sep 2018 #23

Desperation paleotn Sep 2018 #24

Well, there is Cruz's alternative vision for Texas Bernardo de La Paz Sep 2018 #25

Cruz offers nothing of substance. Just insults. Yavin4 Sep 2018 #26

+1 appalachiablue Sep 2018 #33

I know a ton of people that eat tofu, and 3 that have had blue hair in the last year Dopers_Greed Sep 2018 #27

Because Big Hair and Diabetes is so wonderful? C_U_L8R Sep 2018 #30

Silicon Integrated Circuit invented by TEXAS Instruments 1958. Cruz is abysmally stupid. Bernardo de La Paz Sep 2018 #31

Heidi Cruz is vegetarian and was a brunette in college. Beto voter for sure. Cicada Sep 2018 #32

Coming from the most hated person in Congress duforsure Sep 2018 #35

The strange thing is that when they say "hard to the left" truthisfreedom Sep 2018 #36

Do you have to drive a Prius? Nitram Sep 2018 #37