Perry flubs name, number of Supreme Court justices

[SaintPete]

65. Rick Perry...

Has a solar powered brain and it's cloudy out.
Is not the brightest crayon in the box
Is not the sharpest tool in the shed
Is not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Is a few clowns short of a circus.
Is a few fries short of a Happy Meal
Is a few Bud Lights short of a six-pack.
Is a few peas short of a casserole.
his wheel is spinning, but the hamster's dead.
Is one taco short of a combination plate.
Is a few feathers short of a whole duck.
Is all foam, no beer.
His cheese slid off his cracker.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
His light's on, but nobody's home
Is as smart as bait.
His chimney's clogged.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Forgot to pay his brain bill.
His sewing machine's out of thread.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
No grain in the silo.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little further apart than most.
Is an experiment in artificial stupidity
Is dumber than a box of hair
Doesn't have all his Cornflakes in one box
Is as dumb as a brick.
Is as dumb as a box of rocks.
Is a brick short of a load.
Dumber than a sack of hammers
His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
Is one bat short in the belfry
Doesn't have both oars in the water
Is six bricks short of a load
Isn't playing with a full deck
Lights flashing, bells ringing, the gates are down .. but the train isn't coming
More confused then a hungry baby at a topless bar