Romney Implies Obama Will Remove God From Coins, Obama Campaign Fires Back

[Ikonoklast]

77. Objectivist Jesus says, "You can die for your own sins, why are your fuck-ups *My* problem?".

Obectivist Jesus says, "I am The Way, The Truth, and The Light...and for only three easy payments of $59.95, I'll send you the five CD set detailing My secret plan to get into Heaven.".

Objectivist Jesus says, "Look, I'm real sorry that all you guys are hungry, but if you would have been smart enough to plan ahead, you would have brought your own loaves and fishes. Now bugger off, can't you see that I'm eating?".

Objectivist Jesus says, "Suffer the little children to come unto Me...just as long as they bought a ticket first. Send the others away, the leeches, I'm not in the business of just giving My love away for free.".

Objectivist Jesus says, "Do unto others whatever you feel that you can get away with, after all, it's every man for himself here.".

Objectivist Jesus says, "That what you do to the least of your brethren, they probably deserve it. After all, if I loved them, they wouldn't be poor, sick, or crippled now, would they?".