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NickB79

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18. Let me try to explain

Sun Jan 20, 2019, 11:17 AM

Jan 2019

Mr. Trump, imagine the Earth is your body, huge and round. Your hands are the Eastern USA. They're only a very small part of the whole. Very, very small.

Imagine the A/C stopped working in your penthouse on a hot July day. You're sweating like Melania just walked in and you've got a porn star in the closet. You try to cool off by putting your tiny little hands in a bucket of ice. You might say "my hands are freezing, the A/C must be working again!" But in reality, the vast bulk of you is still sweltering. Your A/C is still broken. You are too stupid to realize what's happening to your hands isn't happening to your whole body.

And soon, that ice will be melted, and even your hands will be cooking too.

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