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Perseus

(4,341 posts)
34. Or someone Cohen worked for?
Tue Feb 26, 2019, 06:57 PM
Feb 2019

Gaetz is a puppet, he is not very smart, it sounds like someone in the mob family called the puppet and gave him information...

I have a theory:
1. orange buffoon called little buffoon (Don Jr) and tells some stories, also tells him to call the least smart of his puppets
2. little buffoon calls Gaetz and gives him instructions
3. After Gaetz rolls around the floor for a little bit and gets his belly scratched by little buffoon, he tweets
3.1 He is so excited that his master has called for his help that he fails to look up "Obstruction of Justice"

And hopefully the story ends with the puppet being kicked out of Congress and given a Halloween suit to wear for some time.

The End.

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More obstruction of justice..... depending on the definition in law of course. Tetrachloride Feb 2019 #1
See Popehat mahatmakanejeeves Feb 2019 #5
Seems someone told Gaetz he just DeminPennswoods Feb 2019 #41
Witness Tampering DownriverDem Feb 2019 #49
That's what I think, too. Maybe even suborning perjury for threatening him if he doesn't lie. George II Feb 2019 #54
gawd, we have stooped so low handmade34 Feb 2019 #2
What a scumbag of shit Gaetz is...... chillfactor Feb 2019 #3
No. He is not the exception. The Republican party is a criminal enterprise. olegramps Feb 2019 #61
This is the caliber of Republican LibDemAlways Feb 2019 #4
Yeah if I lived in that fucker's district I'd at least consider getting in line to run against him. 47of74 Feb 2019 #44
Yet another Republican thug NastyRiffraff Feb 2019 #6
A talk?! How bout impeaching Gaetz's witness-tampering ass?!?! InAbLuEsTaTe Feb 2019 #52
This is the kind of piece of shit this disgusting gaetz is..... Hulk Feb 2019 #7
Actually, I bet he long ago told his wife everything. n/t Mr.Bill Feb 2019 #8
Well, if Gaetz really knew anything .. ananda Feb 2019 #10
And how would he find out these details? colorado_ufo Feb 2019 #25
Or someone Cohen worked for? Perseus Feb 2019 #34
Next time King Orange of Shit gibbons heads down to Mara Largo for taxpayer paid golf.... magicarpet Feb 2019 #56
That was my Rebl2 Feb 2019 #19
Exactly. He didn't jump onto this pile of shit Mr.Bill Feb 2019 #31
So this Gaez thinks intimidating a witness is NOT against the law, try again, asshole turbinetree Feb 2019 #9
EXACTLY!! bluestarone Feb 2019 #13
The House Ethics and Oversight Committee, should be asking this asshole turbinetree Feb 2019 #16
Can he not be expelled? theaocp Feb 2019 #22
Yes, they can ask for an investigation turbinetree Feb 2019 #32
Exactly! Rebl2 Feb 2019 #21
And if Trump is feeding him this information colorado_ufo Feb 2019 #27
GOOD POINT! bluestarone Feb 2019 #33
This. Trump feeding him. notdarkyet Feb 2019 #48
Of course Trump is feeding the info forklift Feb 2019 #58
Tweeting to the Audience of One, apparently. NT enough Feb 2019 #11
Do witness intimidation laws apply to Congressional testimony? meadowlander Feb 2019 #12
See Popehat mahatmakanejeeves Feb 2019 #14
EricTrump appears to be following @RepMattGaetz. demmiblue Feb 2019 #15
So Mattie, How many DUI's have you had? mackdaddy Feb 2019 #17
Expect a Cohen hit piece Wednesday morning. sarcasmo Feb 2019 #18
Here at @CrimeADay, we don't usually take requests, but... mahatmakanejeeves Feb 2019 #20
Lay it all out there, Cohen. mobeau69 Feb 2019 #23
Call Nancy Pelosi's office and encourage her to Rebuke and Censure him on the House Floor mtngirl47 Feb 2019 #24
done, thanks for the reminder and suggestion Eliot Rosewater Feb 2019 #29
I hope the House Ethics Committee takes this up. OrlandoDem2 Feb 2019 #26
I know Gaetz is not very smart, he shows that every time he appears in public Perseus Feb 2019 #28
intImidating a witness as a member of congress? Tiggeroshii Feb 2019 #30
Yes, please. Perseus Feb 2019 #35
You can put him in jail, but you can't take away his congressional seat Wednesdays Feb 2019 #53
From The Daily Beast: "Trump Ally Rep. Matt Gaetz Insists He's Not Threatening Michael Cohen By red dog 1 Feb 2019 #36
Matt Gaetz needs to be in jail. SunSeeker Feb 2019 #37
Matt Gaetz has recently established himself as a leading American fascist. StevieM Feb 2019 #38
Gaetz is obviously acting as Trump's surrogate here Mr. Ected Feb 2019 #39
republicans always have full buckets of slime Achilleaze Feb 2019 #40
Looks like teabagger gaetz is trump's new cohen DirtEdonE Feb 2019 #42
Mobsters have a long history of witness tampering & the GOP is the most dangerous mob in the USA nt yaesu Feb 2019 #43
Blackmail... witness tampering ... Thekaspervote Feb 2019 #45
I like this response to Gaetz' stupidity Gothmog Feb 2019 #46
Wikipedia keeps all the revisions BumRushDaShow Feb 2019 #50
Not surprised we get mob talk from the Trump-Republicon Party organized crime syndicate. . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Feb 2019 #47
Just wake me when Gaetz has been arrested. InAbLuEsTaTe Feb 2019 #51
What a disgusting little puke mcar Feb 2019 #55
This Has National Enquirer Written All Over It DallasNE Feb 2019 #57
Great point forklift Feb 2019 #59
Why you do this thing to me... FailureToCommunicate Feb 2019 #60
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