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18. You never saw the movie Idiocracy

In it, among other atrocities, everyone had an identity barcode tattooed on the inside of their wrist--and it was a crime to not have this tattoo. (You were called Unscannable if you didn't have this.) The tattoo was applied by a huge machine you stuck your arm into. Before it tattooed you, it asked you your name, and you could tell it anything you wanted to--the lead character was asked what the name on his federal identity card was, told the machine he was "not sure," and the machine dutifully tattooed Not Sure on his arm.

There was a character named Frito Pendejo--he was Not Sure's lawyer.

There was a newscaster named Formica Davis.

The hero of "Monday Night Rehabilitation," where criminals were killed in an arena in a televised spectacle, was Beef Supreme.

The president was Dwayne Herbert Alizondo Mountain Dew Camacho.