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In reply to the discussion: Devin Nunes now suing the Fresno Bee for $150 million after story on 'cocaine and underage prostitut [View all]mahatmakanejeeves
(69,922 posts)38. That would make a great children's book.
The Story of Ferdinand

The Story of Ferdinand (1936) is the best known work written by American author Munro Leaf and illustrated by Robert Lawson. The children's book tells the story of a bull who would rather smell flowers than fight in bullfights. He sits in the middle of the bull ring failing to take heed of any of the provocations of the matador and others to fight.
Plot
Young Ferdinand does not enjoy butting heads with other young bulls, preferring instead to lie under a cork tree smelling the flowers. His mother is concerned that he might be lonely and tries to persuade him to play with the other calves, but when she sees that Ferdinand is content as he is, she leaves him alone.
When the calves grow up, Ferdinand turns out to be the largest and strongest of the young bulls. All the other bulls dream of being chosen to compete in the bullfight in Madrid, but Ferdinand still prefers smelling the flowers instead. One day, five men come to the pasture to choose a bull for the fights. Ferdinand is again on his own, sniffing flowers, when he accidentally sits on a bumblebee. Upon getting stung as a result, he runs wildly across the field, snorting and stamping. Mistaking Ferdinand for a mad and aggressive bull, the men rename him "Ferdinand the Fierce" and take him away to Madrid.
All the beautiful ladies of Madrid turn out to see the handsome matador fight "Ferdinand the Fierce". However, when Ferdinand is led into the ring, he is delighted by the flowers in the ladies' hair and lies down in the middle of the ring to enjoy them, upsetting and disappointing everyone. The Banderilleros were mad, the Picadores were madder, and the matador was so especially mad that he started crying because he could not show off with his cape and sword. Ferdinand is then taken back to his pasture, where to this day, he is still smelling flowers.
Publication
The book's first run by Viking Press in 1936 sold 14,000 copies at $1 each. The following year saw sales increase to 68,000 and by 1938, the book was selling at 3,000 per week. That year, it outsold Gone with the Wind to become the number one best seller in the United States.
The book has been translated into more than 60 foreign languages, and, at least as of 2002, has never been out of print. In 2000, a Latin version of the text was published by David R. Godine, Publisher as Ferdinandus Taurus.
A first-edition copy sold at auction for $16,500 in 2014.
The Story of Ferdinand (1936) is the best known work written by American author Munro Leaf and illustrated by Robert Lawson. The children's book tells the story of a bull who would rather smell flowers than fight in bullfights. He sits in the middle of the bull ring failing to take heed of any of the provocations of the matador and others to fight.
Plot
Young Ferdinand does not enjoy butting heads with other young bulls, preferring instead to lie under a cork tree smelling the flowers. His mother is concerned that he might be lonely and tries to persuade him to play with the other calves, but when she sees that Ferdinand is content as he is, she leaves him alone.
When the calves grow up, Ferdinand turns out to be the largest and strongest of the young bulls. All the other bulls dream of being chosen to compete in the bullfight in Madrid, but Ferdinand still prefers smelling the flowers instead. One day, five men come to the pasture to choose a bull for the fights. Ferdinand is again on his own, sniffing flowers, when he accidentally sits on a bumblebee. Upon getting stung as a result, he runs wildly across the field, snorting and stamping. Mistaking Ferdinand for a mad and aggressive bull, the men rename him "Ferdinand the Fierce" and take him away to Madrid.
All the beautiful ladies of Madrid turn out to see the handsome matador fight "Ferdinand the Fierce". However, when Ferdinand is led into the ring, he is delighted by the flowers in the ladies' hair and lies down in the middle of the ring to enjoy them, upsetting and disappointing everyone. The Banderilleros were mad, the Picadores were madder, and the matador was so especially mad that he started crying because he could not show off with his cape and sword. Ferdinand is then taken back to his pasture, where to this day, he is still smelling flowers.
Publication
The book's first run by Viking Press in 1936 sold 14,000 copies at $1 each. The following year saw sales increase to 68,000 and by 1938, the book was selling at 3,000 per week. That year, it outsold Gone with the Wind to become the number one best seller in the United States.
The book has been translated into more than 60 foreign languages, and, at least as of 2002, has never been out of print. In 2000, a Latin version of the text was published by David R. Godine, Publisher as Ferdinandus Taurus.
A first-edition copy sold at auction for $16,500 in 2014.
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Devin Nunes now suing the Fresno Bee for $150 million after story on 'cocaine and underage prostitut [View all]
Judi Lynn
Apr 2019
OP
Good luck with that dipshit ... seems the paper was only reporting on the claims made in the lawsuit
mr_lebowski
Apr 2019
#1
Future-cam shot of Nunes moving his cows in soon-to-form California Central Valley Sea (global warm)
Bernardo de La Paz
Apr 2019
#31
My Dad forbid us from drinking Welch's grape juice because he was a John Bircher
kimbutgar
Apr 2019
#36
Nunes has for years talked about the Bee like Trump talks about nytimes and washpost.
riversedge
Apr 2019
#5
'Devin Nunes lawyers are just as stupid as he is': Republican ridiculed after his attorneys' ridicul
Judi Lynn
Apr 2019
#17
You're the best at digging into this crap for us, Judi Lynn!!! I'm glad you're here for us!
marble falls
Apr 2019
#41
Nunes and his lawyers are so stupid; they claim a reporter bolded words in her tweet (not possible)
More_Cowbell
Apr 2019
#18
I hope he spends every cent he has trying to push his nuisance suits. A cow-milking jackass ...
marble falls
Apr 2019
#40