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Traildogbob

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28. Like a cat

Fri Nov 8, 2019, 01:47 PM

Nov 2019

He sticks it right in our face with the arrogance of a cat. But, in his defence, when your asshole is right below your nose, always searching for a camera, and always open, it is hard not to see. If you have HD TV you can actually see his enlarged prostate when he is screaming at his KKKlan rallies. No scope needed, no gallon of nasty liquid to flush berders, cake and friend chicken from his enormous gut. Just a daily colonoscopy for free, sadly viewed by all citizens........willing to watch.
MAGA. My Asshole Gaping Again.

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Trump says he might attend Russian military parade [View all] brooklynite Nov 2019 OP

Putin wants to show off its greatest asset, in making MRGA Historic NY Nov 2019 #1

Putin wants to make everybody understand he is Trump's boss. lagomorph777 Nov 2019 #36

Make sure he has a round trip ticket so he can stand trial when he gets back. mpcamb Nov 2019 #58

Staggeringly oblivious or 'in your face'? empedocles Nov 2019 #2

Jeezus H. Christ on a pogostick packman Nov 2019 #3

Like a cat Traildogbob Nov 2019 #28

I've wondered for awhile bucolic_frolic Nov 2019 #4

Why doesn't Putin just tell Trump he's holding his Mayday Parade on Pennsylvania Avenue this year? lagomorph777 Nov 2019 #38

He should go, and we should find a way Ilsa Nov 2019 #5

He should go....and then stay and never come back to the USA again... Pachamama Nov 2019 #7

I'd love that, too. Maybe we are getting close to Ilsa Nov 2019 #9

This message was self-deleted by its author geralmar Nov 2019 #46

Bet while he's at that parade kimbutgar Nov 2019 #6

They would love to do that leftieNanner Nov 2019 #16

I know but they can do some bad stuff near that remote location where the plane is parked. kimbutgar Nov 2019 #20

True leftieNanner Nov 2019 #21

If I were running things, I'd fly the plane over to yellowdogintexas Nov 2019 #27

Good idea leftieNanner Nov 2019 #29

All Roads Lead to Russia with Trump.... Pachamama Nov 2019 #8

They would rather be Russian than a Democrat Coventina Nov 2019 #10

I'd rather be an American, than a republican. ffr Nov 2019 #17

we have a political bdamomma Nov 2019 #57

Not a bad slogan to answer that t-shirt. crickets Nov 2019 #90

Love your idea for a shirt. oswaldactedalone Nov 2019 #30

As seen on Russian TV: Marcuse Nov 2019 #33

I'm sure these 2 assholes have no idea... 3catwoman3 Nov 2019 #53

It's like six degrees of Kevin Bacon. Initech Nov 2019 #31

Wonder if the invite will still hold after he's thrown out of office? rurallib Nov 2019 #11

Encourage him folks! Encourage him!! SKKY Nov 2019 #12

Please go, the optics are perfect and beautiful! Brainfodder Nov 2019 #13

Trump in a reviewing stand for a Russian military parade? FBaggins Nov 2019 #14

Is this his way of trying to go back to his homeland? We should make sure AF1 comes home ffr Nov 2019 #15

maybe he will stay. that would solve many of our problems. LOL nt Javaman Nov 2019 #18

as an officer? Qutzupalotl Nov 2019 #19

Makes for a great Democrat campaign ad. patphil Nov 2019 #22

Yep. Just roll the footage of Trump with Putin on the review stand and end it with the tag line: Yavin4 Nov 2019 #23

+ 3 million. n/t MBS Nov 2019 #47

He will get the Kremlin hero welcome - bigger than Maria Butina. Enoki33 Nov 2019 #24

Just like Kim Philby? BuffaloJackalope Nov 2019 #25

If he is asking my feeling about his going to Russia, I'm all for for it. NCjack Nov 2019 #26

It is time for his performance review by his master Gothmog Nov 2019 #32

Please go early and stay there. sinkingfeeling Nov 2019 #34

To all my brothers and sisters in arms Traildogbob Nov 2019 #35

What the living hell? n/t hibbing Nov 2019 #37

May Day is the International Worker's Day holiday Fiendish Thingy Nov 2019 #39

Trump does also celebrate V-D day. Every day. lagomorph777 Nov 2019 #43

I'm Surprised That Dotard Is Willing To Offend His Supporters... smb Nov 2019 #55

I know; what war was he referring to? LisaM Nov 2019 #75

calling Mr Bone Saw noneof_theabove Nov 2019 #40

Putin is having a blast. Playing with his big stupid toy LiberalLovinLug Nov 2019 #41

Obviously a loyalty test. lagomorph777 Nov 2019 #44

He should go. While he is there he can look for an apartment. olddad65 Nov 2019 #42

Trump desperately wants his own parade Martin Eden Nov 2019 #45

When he died, thousands showed up, not to mourn him but to make sure he was dead. Marcuse Nov 2019 #63

The method of making sure can be intensely satisfying. Martin Eden Nov 2019 #67

And to water the grass above him Maeve Nov 2019 #77

I love that joke! smirkymonkey Nov 2019 #91

He want to visit his Daddy Koch Ebola Nov 2019 #48

Hey mitch!! Maxheader Nov 2019 #49

Salute keithbvadu2 Nov 2019 #50

Not just any world leader gets to show off his pet US President. Thomas Hurt Nov 2019 #51

Vald has prosmied him he can be grand marshal, if he comes. Mr. Sparkle Nov 2019 #52

He'll get his tanks on parade! Russian T-70 tanks that is! Maybe one will roll over his fat ass! machoneman Nov 2019 #54

let him fucking stay there. bdamomma Nov 2019 #56

Politico has corrected the article to remove the reference to "May Day." onenote Nov 2019 #59

That makes a slight difference and BigmanPigman Nov 2019 #79

Russia will be having military parades in DC lanlady Nov 2019 #60

Great photo opp - for the Democratic nominee. yardwork Nov 2019 #61

Good God America. Wake the fuck up! DU'ers excluded of course. My God sheeple. Evolve Dammit Nov 2019 #62

OMG SunSeeker Nov 2019 #64

That assumes he will still have a passport. yellowcanine Nov 2019 #65

Dear Melanie Baked Potato Nov 2019 #66

Will he be standing next to Putin or BlueIdaho Nov 2019 #68

He'll be booed. truthisfreedom Nov 2019 #69

Red Square for May Day. He seems to be confused. Mc Mike Nov 2019 #70

with any other President, I'd think this was a joke... steve2470 Nov 2019 #71

He should go...and never come back. mnhtnbb Nov 2019 #72

Putin won't need to use an actor to play the POTUS. trump himself will ride on the mock NATO float. Marcuse Nov 2019 #73

Politico is not reliable, they got it all wrong. As usual. YOHABLO Nov 2019 #74

What exactly did they get wrong? onenote Nov 2019 #80

I guess you answered your own question. YOHABLO Nov 2019 #84

So "all" is one thing that was corrected relatively quickly. onenote Nov 2019 #87

He'll do what he is told. Eliot Rosewater Nov 2019 #76

Putin wants to also commemorate the capitulation of the U.S. tanyev Nov 2019 #78

Traitorous scum orangecrush Nov 2019 #81

And leave his underlings Turbineguy Nov 2019 #82

Oh how funny! Doesnt even realize hes getting played for the fool - the overinflated ego is obvious Kashkakat v.2.0 Nov 2019 #83

WWOD? N/T TexasBushwhacker Nov 2019 #85

if it isn't on Penn. Ave. Marthe48 Nov 2019 #86

Do it asshole, do it. And while you are there don't forget to salute Russian troops. Hotler Nov 2019 #88

wtf is wrong with this fucker?? n/t imavoter Nov 2019 #89