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49. they don't

Sat Nov 16, 2019, 11:13 PM

Nov 2019

They don't make industrial shop vacs for lipo..........And could you imagine the rolls of flabby hanging flesh if he ever got Lipo

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President Trump's medical exam was unscheduled, source said [View all] Mrs. Overall Nov 2019 OP

Of course, this statement is 100% untrue... targetpractice Nov 2019 #1

My thinking as well bluestarone Nov 2019 #4

Boy oh Boy DENVERPOPS Nov 2019 #14

There would be both pluses and... reACTIONary Nov 2019 #31

Believe me DENVERPOPS Nov 2019 #50

LOL sans text reACTIONary Nov 2019 #75

why the hell DENVERPOPS Nov 2019 #19

Maybe like Melanoma he had "kidney surgery", only this time it was reduction surgery generalbetrayus Nov 2019 #27

they don't DENVERPOPS Nov 2019 #49

I didn't now Presidents had "free weekends" underpants Nov 2019 #2

"free weekends" for Trump means he decided to skip playing yet another round of golf. cstanleytech Nov 2019 #8

Cold and windy in DC area! elleng Nov 2019 #15

Aye its windy and cold down here in Augusta as well. cstanleytech Nov 2019 #22

Twitter--- Trending in United States Walter Reed riversedge Nov 2019 #3

This time, the President's motorcade drove to Walter Reed unannounced, w/ reporters directed not to riversedge Nov 2019 #5

They're doing "portions" of the exam at a time The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2019 #6

that's because DENVERPOPS Nov 2019 #20

Yeah, plugged with Lindsey Graham, Haggis for Breakfast Nov 2019 #55

Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ. MontanaMama Nov 2019 #57

Maybe he's going in for a brain transplant. Lonestarblue Nov 2019 #7

We can always hope. Nitram Nov 2019 #54

He's 73. My mom died at 73 from pancreatic cancer. SunSeeker Nov 2019 #9

I'm so sorry, my dad died from pancreatic cancer at 67.😭 dewsgirl Nov 2019 #18

Me too! MuseRider Nov 2019 #33

I'm so sorry. That has to be one of the worst, most frightening dewsgirl Nov 2019 #35

You know as well as I. MuseRider Nov 2019 #36

.... dewsgirl Nov 2019 #41

I'm so sorry about your dad. Yes, seems like the good go way too soon. SunSeeker Nov 2019 #60

Thank you. Very very painful, he was my best friend. dewsgirl Nov 2019 #61

I had a awful, horrible, no good dad. He's still alive, of course. 81 and on his 3rd wife. SunSeeker Nov 2019 #63

Thank you, my mom died when I was 13 and he was a mother dewsgirl Nov 2019 #64

Hugs. sheshe2 Nov 2019 #56

Thanks, she. SunSeeker Nov 2019 #59

Sorry about your mom - that's way too young :( but moonscape Nov 2019 #65

Step 1. Have doctor "find" some medical problem. Step 2. Cut deal with future President Pence TeamPooka Nov 2019 #10

Good one. WestLosAngelesGal Nov 2019 #23

+1000 Capt. America Nov 2019 #80

he lives in Florida now so he'll be going to Maralago TeamPooka Nov 2019 #81

"After a quick exam and labs, the President is headed back downtown." Tactical Peek Nov 2019 #11

Oh, the bullshit on this report could clog the sewers of DC. Marie Marie Nov 2019 #12

+ 1000 n/t MBS Nov 2019 #76

The exam took 4 hours moreland01 Nov 2019 #13

I do the same thing, except I turn BigmanPigman Nov 2019 #32

Panic attack mahina Nov 2019 #42

That includes his time in the waiting room. Quackers Nov 2019 #48

Apparently, there's a polyp where his brain should be. C_U_L8R Nov 2019 #16

So he is there taking is P.U.T. ... IthinkThereforeIAM Nov 2019 #17

I suspect that they'll find his ass full of impacted Lindsay Graham's head. Orrex Nov 2019 #21

Donny should start intensive carbo-loading.... Rollo Nov 2019 #24

"After a quick exam & labs,President is headed back downtown. President .................... riversedge Nov 2019 #25

right 4 hours at the hospital for a physical is quick ? Captain Zero Nov 2019 #82

Bet he gets a ringer to take the written portion for him. nt eppur_se_muova Nov 2019 #26

First is the BHDem53 Nov 2019 #28

Just the "ass" portion of the exam takes a team of doctors a whole weekend/ milestogo Nov 2019 #29

Also a scheduling problem GopherGal Nov 2019 #37

THAT Lefta Dissenter Nov 2019 #58

Not beyond this grifter to fake a heart attack for sympathy and to distract and stop the impeachment SayItLoud Nov 2019 #30

I thought perhaps he OD'd on one of his drugs..Oh well, tomorrow is another day. n/t monmouth4 Nov 2019 #34

Does he still weigh 239 lbs? badhair77 Nov 2019 #38

He hasn't weighed 239 since 9th grade. SKKY Nov 2019 #40

Something about this seems mighty fishy, like maybe he had some sort of "episode." japple Nov 2019 #39

He lies about everything, so why believe this? ReformedGOPer Nov 2019 #43

His '239' lbs has to be done on the installment plan. keithbvadu2 Nov 2019 #44

Maybe the KFC is finally doing its job? Dem2theMax Nov 2019 #45

Heads up.. Corgigal Nov 2019 #46

You don't do "portions" of a physical Dopers_Greed Nov 2019 #47

Considering he's obese... VarryOn Nov 2019 #51

He looked like he could check out.. Botany Nov 2019 #52

Don needs refills on his prescriptions for uppers and downers. Nitram Nov 2019 #53

He's probably ok locks Nov 2019 #62

this is just part of the laying of groundwork for his leaving the office due to medical reasons... not_the_one Nov 2019 #66

Last physical was February Olafjoy Nov 2019 #67

Trump is "anticipating a very busy 2020," area51 Nov 2019 #68

This message was self-deleted by its author geralmar Nov 2019 #69

This kind of proves we pay way too much attention to everything he does? Brainfodder Nov 2019 #70

IF Aussie105 Nov 2019 #71

Well, it can't be the heart. He doesn't have one olddad65 Nov 2019 #72

Heart, vascular problems, blood pressure Aussie105 Nov 2019 #73

No one conducts a partial medical exam. This is some absurd. wiley Nov 2019 #74

I'm surprised Bayard Nov 2019 #77

Pretty much all medical emergencies are 'unscheduled'. keithbvadu2 Nov 2019 #78

Emergency assectomy. He needs to stay under 239. Capt. America Nov 2019 #79