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34. No wonder Trump is paranoid about being poisoned. Personally, I like cauliflower well enough,

Tue Feb 25, 2020, 07:24 PM

Feb 2020

but guys like Trump won't touch that, broccoli, or any of that good for you stuff.

A buddy of mine that eats like that says his parents forced him to eat everything he didn't like. He's kind of still like a snotty little kid about a few things. So it's like, I'm a grownup now and don't have to eat anything I don't like. Of course that's everyone's right, but he missed out on learning to like a lot of things because of all that.

I wonder if Trump had a nanny that did that to him. He probably had her tortured and executed when he was in junior high.

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Trump doctor hid cauliflower in mashed potatoes to improve diet: report [View all] brooklynite Feb 2020 OP

Makes sense, sounds like what I would do for my toddler. unitedwethrive Feb 2020 #1

Better Wait Until He's Finished His Cauliflower-Potatoes... smb Feb 2020 #49

I'd rather be extra butter, maybe a spoonful or two of some pure lard. Initech Feb 2020 #2

Perhaps moniss Feb 2020 #6

Hey! Did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too? Initech Feb 2020 #9

Why yes moniss Feb 2020 #12

Hi Doctor Nick nycbos Feb 2020 #37

Hi everybody!!! Initech Feb 2020 #41

With a ground glass garnish. Squinch Feb 2020 #15

LOL! n/t EndlessWire Feb 2020 #20

The spoon turned into a choo-choo train. CaptYossarian Feb 2020 #3

Fake Potatoes? bucolic_frolic Feb 2020 #4

Mashed cauliflower is actually great. forgotmylogin Feb 2020 #33

Kind of like the trick SoCalNative Feb 2020 #39

Yes! forgotmylogin Feb 2020 #44

Unfortunately, mass produced broccoli tots have wheat TexasBushwhacker Feb 2020 #46

A lot of veggie relacement foods are like that Mosby Feb 2020 #52

I've seen wheat free recipes for cauliflower fritters TexasBushwhacker Feb 2020 #53

Yeah, I was disappointed when I read the info. forgotmylogin Feb 2020 #54

my only choice noneof_theabove Feb 2020 #35

I question anything that Jackson says. LiberalFighter Feb 2020 #5

Jackson probably wrote scripts for all sorts of dangerous pills IronLionZion Feb 2020 #7

Damn him. lastlib Feb 2020 #8

A prison food diet might help him lose weight. NurseJackie Feb 2020 #10

But...but...but not fooled Feb 2020 #11

In no way would hiding one veggie improve the overall diet of someone...rump is a lazy a&& who... SWBTATTReg Feb 2020 #13

Not soon enough for me. BigmanPigman Feb 2020 #25

Should have mixed BillyBobBrilliant Feb 2020 #14

...Exercise?? TRUMP?? Grokenstein Feb 2020 #16

I'm sure they gave him a Yelper's Special every chance they could. TheBlackAdder Feb 2020 #17

That is really, really pathetic...really sad. We've got Jabba the Hutt in the White House. n/t Raven Feb 2020 #18

If Trump wants to lose 15 lbs of ugly fat and 'make America great again' at the same time, iscooterliberally Feb 2020 #19

If they can hide cauliflower MontanaMama Feb 2020 #21

Minny's Chocolate Pie. C_U_L8R Feb 2020 #28

Oh yes. MontanaMama Feb 2020 #29

This is what you do to toddlers, not adults Warpy Feb 2020 #22

Get him all the cheeseburgers he wants until his heart stops. rickyhall Feb 2020 #23

Wish he would keel over. Bring on zentrum Feb 2020 #24

I say super size him every time he gets his McDonalds, maybe his heart will doc03 Feb 2020 #26

Heart? Scarsdale Feb 2020 #42

He's a goddamn toddler sakabatou Feb 2020 #27

Let's make Trump exercise in front of a bunch of reporters . . . LaMouffette Feb 2020 #30

Imagine Him In A Gym Outfit Trying To Do Jumping Jacks nt smb Feb 2020 #48

Just one burpee would be enough to do him in! LaMouffette Feb 2020 #51

Usually if people say they are trying to make ice cream less accessible, they are talking about LisaL Feb 2020 #31

So is Jackson trying to rehab his reputation Mr.Bill Feb 2020 #32

He's running for a House seat in Texas SoCalNative Feb 2020 #40

No wonder Trump is paranoid about being poisoned. Personally, I like cauliflower well enough, brewens Feb 2020 #34

I think that's about more than just weight loss bucolic_frolic Feb 2020 #36

But I thought Jackson had portrayed the Dainty Digited Dotard as the picture of health! The Genealogist Feb 2020 #38

Great, President Here-Comes-The-Airplane! is in command . . . hatrack Feb 2020 #43

pathetic Skittles Feb 2020 #45

As his senile demetia Aussie105 Feb 2020 #47

Sounds like BULLSHIT tenderfoot Feb 2020 #50