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In reply to the discussion: Melania Trump to announce Rose Garden renovation [View all]maxrandb
(17,522 posts)18. Through the Looking Glass... Darkly
This is evidence that America...and possibly the entire fucking world has not only crashed through the Looking Glass, but we are now using the broken shards to slit our fucking wrists.
Every fiber of my being, from the deepest depths of my soul, to the tips of my male nipples in the frozen-food section at Harris Teeter, knows with a crystalline, pure spar certainty, that I should NOT BE REQUIRED to give ONE-FUCK what this soulless, hell spawn "Netherworld Barbie" has to say about fucking anything
My intellect, my psyche, my conscience, my decency and grace...all tell me that I shouldn't even be required to know who in the fuck these people are.
I know that these lifeless, grifting, vapid, empty vessels deserve NOT ONE NANO-SECOND of my serious thoughts.
These spray-on-tan, Loreal of Paris, plastic, Axe-Body Spray wearing morons SHOULD BE THE MOST FUCKING INSIGNIFICANT PEOPLE WE EVER ENCOUNTER
Their impact on our lives should have the same effect of a fucking gnat blocking the path of a charging rhino.
I will NEVER forgive fucking Donnie Shit for Brains voting morons for requiring me to take seriously A FUCKING BUNCH OF IGNORANT FUCKSTICKS that should NEVER be taken seriously
This fucking family and their supporters, are like dog-shit stuck in the grooves of your tennis shoes.
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Melania is a bored and frustrated housewife. Nothing to do. Can't follow the soap opera story lines.
NurseJackie
Jul 2020
#4
Whever she's "quoted" in print... I always imagine her words being said by Natasha Fatale...
NurseJackie
Jul 2020
#51
Aaaand (pulls cover off naked statue fountain) ....every jaw in the press Corp drops
underpants
Jul 2020
#26
OMG. Lawn jockeys. I had totally forgotten that racial slur. They were always black.
Evolve Dammit
Jul 2020
#66
"I think that @FLOTUS should be aware that this could certainly look like another 'let them eat cake
riversedge
Jul 2020
#34
Erase the Kennedys. Confederate monuments are good, but DEM's culture contributions
NCjack
Jul 2020
#36
If Trump finances this ("private donor")there's a real chance it could get "repo'ed" in a few months
underpants
Jul 2020
#69
Just months before moving out? Is there nothing better to do with taxpayer money?
George II
Jul 2020
#63
What are they going to try and convert it into a miniature play golf of Traitor World theme park
turbinetree
Jul 2020
#71