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81. She probably has a contractor in mind already...

Mon Jul 27, 2020, 11:34 AM

Jul 2020

...who will generously contribute to Barron's college fund. This may be Melania's last chance to insure decent education for the poor darling at your expense.

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Melania Trump to announce Rose Garden renovation [View all] demmiblue Jul 2020 OP

Huh? . . Iliyah Jul 2020 #1

"will include excavation" - sounds like cover for some major operation. lagomorph777 Jul 2020 #73

Rearranging the roses on the SS Trump Titanic C_U_L8R Jul 2020 #2

Yeah PatSeg Jul 2020 #41

They've got some more gold curtains ready. forgotmylogin Jul 2020 #48

Oh my PatSeg Jul 2020 #50

A statue--it wouldn't surprise me. Not one fucking bit. CrispyQ Jul 2020 #59

45 in a confederate uniform carrying a bible Evolve Dammit Jul 2020 #65

Naked Trump fountain, peeing on the roses lagomorph777 Jul 2020 #76

yeeeewww. It would be appropriate though. Gack. Evolve Dammit Jul 2020 #80

Wasting tax payer money while millions are out of work. yardwork Jul 2020 #3

Kinda like playing golf every weekend while thousands are dying Ferrets are Cool Jul 2020 #38

Not this time. Tracer Jul 2020 #42

Like this is a good idea on ANY level... AZ8theist Jul 2020 #49

What private donations? I don't believe them. yardwork Jul 2020 #91

Melania is a bored and frustrated housewife. Nothing to do. Can't follow the soap opera story lines. NurseJackie Jul 2020 #4

Perhaps an homage to the Saudis "orb"? underpants Jul 2020 #10

So is the tennis pavilion finished? Scarsdale Jul 2020 #13

I think they found the tunnel and shut it down underpants Jul 2020 #23

Ha! NurseJackie Jul 2020 #40

I just love Phyllis Diller ... Ohiogal Jul 2020 #82

I was thinking some gnomes or wildlife statuary NurseJackie Jul 2020 #84

Tommy Gun gnome!!! underpants Jul 2020 #86

True, I think she had nothing to do with this PatSeg Jul 2020 #44

Whever she's "quoted" in print... I always imagine her words being said by Natasha Fatale... NurseJackie Jul 2020 #51

Ha, ha, ha! PatSeg Jul 2020 #56

She wants to be remembered for something other than her livetohike Jul 2020 #5

The hired help does their packing and moving. SergeStorms Jul 2020 #85

Ummmmm... NCDem47 Jul 2020 #6

As a professional in the biz of landscaping/hort Botany Jul 2020 #11

lawyers? cab67 Jul 2020 #29

I agree Joinfortmill Jul 2020 #21

It's cover for something else that requires excavation. lagomorph777 Jul 2020 #79

We can hope so. Jedi Guy Jul 2020 #99

An eternity capsule. Love it! lagomorph777 Jul 2020 #101

Bodies? nt alphafemale Jul 2020 #100

Be Best, Rose Garden rurallib Jul 2020 #7

Gold mirror balls and lawn jockeys? underpants Jul 2020 #8

You forgot Pink flamingos by the dozen Bengus81 Jul 2020 #12

Nekid statues of Scarsdale Jul 2020 #14

Aaaand (pulls cover off naked statue fountain) ....every jaw in the press Corp drops underpants Jul 2020 #26

My neighbor across the field Rebl2 Jul 2020 #72

Gold-plated garden gnomes soothsayer Jul 2020 #15

Yes! underpants Jul 2020 #24

OMG. Lawn jockeys. I had totally forgotten that racial slur. They were always black. Evolve Dammit Jul 2020 #66

I was told this fantastic tale about how they weren't racist underpants Jul 2020 #68

Excavation? Burying bodies? mountain grammy Jul 2020 #9

I suppose stumpy had Michelle Obama's cherished garden.... Maxheader Jul 2020 #16

They plowed up Michelle's garden Submariner Jul 2020 #20

A lot of symbolism to shooting hoops.. Maxheader Jul 2020 #32

So, will she be doing a nude photo shoot? Miguelito Loveless Jul 2020 #17

Through the Looking Glass... Darkly maxrandb Jul 2020 #18

Amen, my friend, amen. Joinfortmill Jul 2020 #25

I suspect that is just about perfect! MuseRider Jul 2020 #52

So, she will make it thorns only? lark Jul 2020 #19

Jaysus H. Kryst. Scarsdale Jul 2020 #22

Let's hope the renovation is less gaudy. cannabis_flower Jul 2020 #27

Where's Lurch? sheilahi Jul 2020 #39

Nice touch with the toy limos PatSeg Jul 2020 #46

Can't buy good taste. Harker Jul 2020 #47

The classic "Baroque Bordello" look. Timeless. Never goes out of style. NurseJackie Jul 2020 #94

It's nice that she wants to spruce things up... MissMillie Jul 2020 #28

Fuck this. Fascists aren't any good at distractions. (nt) Paladin Jul 2020 #30

what a stupid vacuous idiot she is samsingh Jul 2020 #31

The same who oversaw The Hallway of Horror Christmas decor. sarge43 Jul 2020 #33

"I think that @FLOTUS should be aware that this could certainly look like another 'let them eat cake riversedge Jul 2020 #34

The slovenly Trump family is unfit to renovate a bordello Yeehah Jul 2020 #35

Erase the Kennedys. Confederate monuments are good, but DEM's culture contributions NCjack Jul 2020 #36

He is a MuseRider Jul 2020 #55

Everything Trumpism (American Fascism) must be removed and the remaining NCjack Jul 2020 #60

That just MuseRider Jul 2020 #64

Whore Garden? sarcasmo Jul 2020 #37

I'm not laughing underpants Jul 2020 #58

Will the stripper pole jayschool2013 Jul 2020 #43

To include a statue of Melania Trump left-of-center2012 Jul 2020 #45

"And put up a parking lot..." B Stieg Jul 2020 #53

This ⬆️ underpants Jul 2020 #57

It's no big deal. It's upgrades to electrical and watering systems. Fla Dem Jul 2020 #54

They'll probably put in a gold plated pool in the shape of Don's dong. RhodeIslandOne Jul 2020 #61

Putting green? Casino? trof Jul 2020 #62

If Trump finances this ("private donor")there's a real chance it could get "repo'ed" in a few months underpants Jul 2020 #69

Just months before moving out? Is there nothing better to do with taxpayer money? George II Jul 2020 #63

Tear up the Rose Garden and whoops! No more COVID reports. Talitha Jul 2020 #67

Some chain link fence for the kiddies? keithbvadu2 Jul 2020 #70

What are they going to try and convert it into a miniature play golf of Traitor World theme park turbinetree Jul 2020 #71

Why do it now when she and Donnie are on their way out? area51 Jul 2020 #74

I'm seeing tacky and disgusting bucolic_frolic Jul 2020 #75

The Tacky Garden sarcasmo Jul 2020 #95

Be fucking best. louis-t Jul 2020 #77

Freshly turned turf... Tikki Jul 2020 #78

She probably has a contractor in mind already... beastie boy Jul 2020 #81

STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES!!!111! NOW THIS IS WHAT THE COUNTRY WAS WAITING FOR!!111!! PSPS Jul 2020 #83

She knows about rose thorns, she deals with a little prick all the time RainCaster Jul 2020 #87

Leave the freaking Rose Garden, alone. marble falls Jul 2020 #88

Who plants roses in this heat? Deb Jul 2020 #89

Get your grubby grifter hands off our garden cp Jul 2020 #90

Look out roses! jcgoldie Jul 2020 #92

Hmmmm...... whistler162 Jul 2020 #93

FIFY jcgoldie Jul 2020 #97

Whore Garden? sarcasmo Jul 2020 #96

she is so fucking worthless Skittles Jul 2020 #98

Does it involve thousands of crosses? mahina Jul 2020 #102

Yeah.. that's just the fucking thing to do when Americans are Dying Cha Jul 2020 #103

That will give Trump an excuse to not talk to the press LNM Jul 2020 #104