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Grokenstein

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21. The rightwankers respond! (/sarcasm)

Reply to Amy-Strange (Original post)

Tue Jul 28, 2020, 02:57 PM

Jul 2020

"I saw the warnings from Deep State Big Ag. It's all a conspiracy to keep us from getting the goose that lays golden eggs!"

"I fed 'em to my kids. Suck on that, libs! Pwnage!!"

"I spoke with President Xi, and we used the best words bigly, you wouldn't believe, and...where are we? Really? ...and he came to Me, with the tears in his eyes, and he said to Me, your favorite president, all-time, he said, "Sir." And it was amazing, like angels pooping Bezos pizza ringlet gabba ream-out yeempopo.........ah, um, anyway! He said, "we so very sorry we send Kung Flu at you, please have ancient Chinee secret, ooooee" and gave Me these seeds. So I took them (snuffles) and I feel incredible! Incredible! You wouldn't believe! (starts bleeding profusely from ears and nostrils)"

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Mysterious Seeds from China Being Mailed to Americans -- and Officials Urge Against Planting Them [View all] Amy-Strange Jul 2020 OP

It's probably fruits and vegetables being sent by a Chinese aid group ahead of what they HotTeaBag Jul 2020 #1

They do look like orange or pumpkin seeds n/t Amy-Strange Jul 2020 #4

what? rockfordfile Jul 2020 #22

Everyone should re-read Jack and the Beanstalk now. Sneederbunk Jul 2020 #2

This is so crazy. It should be all over the news. Pisces Jul 2020 #3

Ok, didn't have mystery seeds on my apocalypse bingo card Hip2bSquare Jul 2020 #5

Does Ivanka's name appear Scarsdale Jul 2020 #18

The instructions say to put one seed in a glass of water next to your bed, before you go to sleep. C Moon Jul 2020 #6

A friend of mine here in CA got a package of these seeds. The package said it was wire connector par TeamPooka Jul 2020 #7

In the picture posted with the article, they look like cantaloupe seeds. japple Jul 2020 #8

Whatever you do, don't water them after midnight. Midnight Writer Jul 2020 #9

Nothing is said about how to dispose of them particularly if they are dangerous. Srkdqltr Jul 2020 #10

Actually, the article says to contact your state agriculture authorities. kag Jul 2020 #13

Not true. My cousin called the number. She was told to either send them to them OR burn them. pnwmom Jul 2020 #15

Burning seems the obvious choice. eppur_se_muova Jul 2020 #23

Maybe they're money tree seeds? durablend Jul 2020 #11

Pod People! Pod People! If you plant one, don't go to sleep! nt Binkie The Clown Jul 2020 #12

... just a new type of scam TomVilmer Jul 2020 #14

It's called brushing. bamagal62 Jul 2020 #20

Election operation to make people paranoid and soften their minds bucolic_frolic Jul 2020 #16

It's a combination of Mendocino Jul 2020 #17

What to do with them: Official response from the Virginia Dept of Agriculture The Blue Flower Jul 2020 #19

The rightwankers respond! (/sarcasm) Grokenstein Jul 2020 #21

Tell the repugs thay're magic beans and they produce bootstrap bushes. nt Hotler Jul 2020 #24

LOCKING Mosby Jul 2020 #25