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rpannier

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11. When Cruz dies...
Wed Sep 23, 2020, 01:03 AM
Sep 2020

A ceremonial resolution recognizing what a useless human being Ted Cruz has been passed on the Senate floor. The Senate resolution included what a petty, mean-spirited, horrible, useless excuse for a human Ted Cruz has been his entire life. The resolution celebrated that Cruz had finally been called home by Lucifer

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I wonder what it is like to be Ted Cruz. Gore1FL Sep 2020 #1
He really eats the big white mint out of the urinal.... turbinetree Sep 2020 #2
...with paste on it..... lastlib Sep 2020 #3
Looks like he his enjoying himself............... turbinetree Sep 2020 #5
Lindsey Graham once said CrispyQ Sep 2020 #21
Fuck you, Ted. 3catwoman3 Sep 2020 #4
+1 BainsBane Sep 2020 #6
You mean this face? Maraya1969 Sep 2020 #17
He seriously should have gotten a nose job a long time ago Maraya1969 Sep 2020 #18
Sorry. That's Grandpa Munster. Tho point is the same. LakeArenal Sep 2020 #19
Paul "Lyin'" Ryan was Eddie Munster. CaptYossarian Sep 2020 #22
Absolutely. LakeArenal Sep 2020 #24
Truth hurts zipplewrath Sep 2020 #7
F**K U Ted. sheshe2 Sep 2020 #8
Ted is an ass. cayugafalls Sep 2020 #9
He is repulsive. madaboutharry Sep 2020 #10
When Cruz dies... rpannier Sep 2020 #11
What. an. ass. BadgerMom Sep 2020 #12
Would he unblock the resolution if amended to state safeinOhio Sep 2020 #13
Everyday he looks more and more like Grandpa Munster FreddyWhite Sep 2020 #14
Is it, like, a requirement to be... LudwigPastorius Sep 2020 #15
Ted Cruz once again shows people duforsure Sep 2020 #16
He isn't very nice. LakeArenal Sep 2020 #20
Cruz doesn't give a sh*t, He was reelected in 2018. Doesn't have to worry about payback till 24. Stuart G Sep 2020 #23
Was Sandra Day O'Connor honored? CaptYossarian Sep 2020 #25
The man takes pride in being an asshole Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Sep 2020 #26
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