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Arne

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6. Well, OK then.

Reply to ret5hd (Reply #5)

Fri Dec 11, 2020, 06:17 PM

Dec 2020

When I ballot my ballots I start with a sandwich bag,
and it must be Zipplock or the election is thrown out.
Then, I eat one fat marshmallow and thourowly lick the top right
edge of the ballot. It will stick better.
If the watchers aren't around I check to see if it's a Biden or a Trump.
Trumps are dutifully counted.
Bidens go into the sticky bag and then off to the river rock dumpster box.

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