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160. I'm not mad at anyone, especially a fiction like Jesus.

Reply to CthulhusEvilCousin (Reply #159)

Sun Oct 14, 2012, 08:35 PM

Oct 2012

One might as well be "mad" at Zeus or any of the other make believe gods man has invented for himself.

As far as "healing her daughter," what were the chances of that? Jesus believed in demon possession, and that illness was caused by evil spirits living in people. That was the diagnosis the Canaanite woman offered to Jesus as to what ailed her daughter. So, if his cure was to drive out a demon, well, that's just believing in bullshit.

BTW - Jesus also believed children got sick because their parents pissed off god. One would hope modern science has shown the stupidity of believing in these things that "god incarnate" believed were true.

Or perhaps you believe that demons and evil spirits WERE the cause of disease back in the Biblical age, and that things have simply changed over the centuries.

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