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93. I still love her comeback to Claire Booth Luce the best

Thu Oct 25, 2012, 07:20 PM

Oct 2012

Claire Booth Luce was, of course, a playwright (The Women) and a Republican congressperson when there were no women in Congress, and married to Henry Luce, founder of Time-Life and uber-conservative douchebag (the Rupert Murdoch of his day).

She had a long-running feud with Parker, who had no time for her Time-Life bullshit.

At the entrance of some party or other, they both reached the door at the same time. Booth, who was, truth be told, quite attractive, gestured for Parker to enter first. She said "Age before beauty," to some laughter all around.

Getting in a contest of wits with Dorothy Parker? You must be mad.

Parker grandly swept in through the door, but before she got in, she deadpannned "Yes, dear, and pearls before swine."

As the kids say today, fucking BURN.

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