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27. We should have known when he said he did not like his Teddy..

Sat Oct 27, 2012, 11:36 PM

Oct 2012

DR. SCOTT:
From the day he was born
He was trouble
He was the thorn In his mother's side
She tried in vain
CRIMINOLOGIST:
But he never caused her nothing but shame
DR. SCOTT:
He left home the day she died!
From the day she was gone
All he wanted
Was rock & roll porn
And a motor bike
Shooting up junk
He was a lowdown cheap little punk
Taking everyone for a ride
CHORUS:
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife
FRANK:
What a guy
!JANET:
Makes you cry
DR. SCOTT:
Und I did!

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Meat Loaf -- I Love Mitt Romney, But Can't Vote for Him [View all] trailmonkee Oct 2012 OP

Ha Ha iemitsu Oct 2012 #1

ROFLMAO proud2BlibKansan Oct 2012 #2

Rules about voting only apply to liberals bloomington-lib Oct 2012 #3

! Kadie Oct 2012 #4

Was he too busy practicing Cha Oct 2012 #5

Well, at least he didn't sing "Jungle Boogie" with Mitt! Joe Bacon Oct 2012 #45

That's "I want Mitt, I need Mitt, but there ain't no way I'm ever gonna vote for him" Bossy Monkey Oct 2012 #6

I want you. I need you. But there ain't no way, I'm ever voting for you. thevoiceofreason Oct 2012 #7

You beat me to it!!!! hamsterjill Oct 2012 #52

So...it is true then. Meatloaf will do do anything for love, but... izzybeans Oct 2012 #8

By the way, do you know what THAT is? JackRiddler Oct 2012 #21

Never mind. JackRiddler Oct 2012 #22

Don't overlook Wiki's take on Meat Loaf 's .. cyclezealot Oct 2012 #41

Drunken Lazy Has-Beens for Mitt! beac Oct 2012 #9

Meat Loafed? - haha, you stupid bastard. TheCowsCameHome Oct 2012 #10

LMAO!! Dumber then a bag of rocks DonViejo Oct 2012 #11

See ya dude, and remember... don't let your vote loaf. kayakjohnny Oct 2012 #12

Thank Heaven tavernier Oct 2012 #13

I swear I thought he was on something when he was singing. I hope he is ok. I dont care southernyankeebelle Oct 2012 #14

Maybe you don't lose as much weight on crack PossumSqueezins Oct 2012 #16

I dunno because I have never done any type of illegal drugs. Not even weed. But he southernyankeebelle Oct 2012 #24

He looked like a typical toss pot, a lush, a drinker of booze. Ever had a drink? Legal. Bluenorthwest Oct 2012 #43

My only real bad habit is eating. I don't drink or never have done drugs. But he looked awful. southernyankeebelle Oct 2012 #48

Apparently, he is not entitled to vote. merrily Oct 2012 #33

Yes I saw that but how stupid can you be. He has to be on something. southernyankeebelle Oct 2012 #49

LOL!!! StarryNite Oct 2012 #15

Kid Rock & Meat Loaf: Block the Vote Tour - Disenfranchise people of color. NeonDog Oct 2012 #17

Talk about sick and ironic..KidRock has a <<<BLACK SON>>> I just understand how you could support Ecumenist Oct 2012 #54

oooopsie... owned fascisthunter Oct 2012 #18

^^^^All of this thread belong to DUzy!!^^^^ SaveAmerica Oct 2012 #19

That's What Happens When You Let Your Meat triplepoint Oct 2012 #20

Dash board dim bulb award. Historic NY Oct 2012 #23

Mr. Loaf... LAWL... n/t Hyper_Eye Oct 2012 #25

Translation = I'm doing it for the money. slampoet Oct 2012 #26

We should have known when he said he did not like his Teddy.. zeemike Oct 2012 #27

MeatOaf trailmonkee Oct 2012 #28

ROFL Scurrilous Oct 2012 #29

From the jerk that looks like the typical CONservative... jenw2 Oct 2012 #30

Celebrities need to keep their political views to themselves deadbrokediva Oct 2012 #31

Does that apply to liberal celebrities also? n/t RebelOne Oct 2012 #38

Can't seem to be able to sing Mitt's alternate national anthem, "America the Beautiful", either..... marble falls Oct 2012 #32

How dan anyone say "I love Mitt Romney?" merrily Oct 2012 #34

Is this the same "Meat Loaf" that Christopher Lee infamously introduced on SNL as "Loaf" in 1979? PSPS Oct 2012 #35

Want ketchup on that meat loaf? NBachers Oct 2012 #36

I thought that he would do anything for love n/t Yavin4 Oct 2012 #37

But he won't do that. n/t whopis01 Oct 2012 #53

let's hope a LOT of idiots, like Mittloaf, forgot to register... stlsaxman Oct 2012 #39

The utter stupidity. Jennicut Oct 2012 #40

Mystery Meat Loaf! Joe Bacon Oct 2012 #44

There is a bear in the woods. Don C. Nuttin Oct 2012 #42

Meat Loaf as definition of the Republican ground game. Loud, hard to listen to and in Bluenorthwest Oct 2012 #46

share this one around facebook- James48 Oct 2012 #47

LMAO. Mr. Loaf. lonestarnot Oct 2012 #50

'We don't know if Mr. Loaf got a ballot, but if he did he shouldn't use it.' LeftishBrit Oct 2012 #51