Largest US public power company launches new nuclear program

[Sapient Donkey]

63. Would have it to get into space on rockets that occasionally don't want to make it up into space

before exploding. As a kid I used to play a game called Alien Legacy, and in that game you could build a structure called a 'mass driver' to send loads of cargo to other distant planets and space stations using a electromagnetic railgun. Obviously they need to invent that technology. Although, I'm not sure that would go over too well either even if possible. Maybe a giant space elevator will work.

I don't think either of those will be happening any time soon. So, I have another idea! There is a giant hole that seems endless behind one of my uncle's barn in Ohio. They drop everything in there, from kitchen scraps, dead cows and tractors broken down. I haven't heard from my uncle since the night he said he was going to start working on some project. I'm sure if DOE (or whatever) reached out to him then he would let them dump the nuclear waste into that endless pit.