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jaded_old_cynic

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103. On that note. Thought I'd share a little something i wrote yesterday.

Sun Nov 4, 2012, 01:19 PM

Nov 2012

Breaking News. GOD ENDORSES BARACK OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT.

In an interview with the all powerful Deity late Friday night, the omnipotent one declared that; Even though he was unable to vote, he urges his creation to go to the polls and re-elect Barack Obama on Nov. 6th. Citing examples such as the Affordable Care Act, and ending the war in Iraq, the allmighty suggested that his biggest influence on these issues was his son. "He believes in that whole, 'Peace, love, heal the sick, feed the hungry' thing." The divine one said. "My attitude was different a long time ago but having a kid really mellows you out on certain issues."

When asked about the abortion issue God replied "It's not my affair. I gave man free will to make his own choices. Not to have others make their choices for them." When asked what he thought of Mitt Romney he replied. "I'm sure he's a very nice man, but he's terribly misinformed. I mean the guy thinks I live on another planet for me's sake!"

At that point the interview was suddenly cut short as the Lord received word that he was late for his appearance on a pancake in Guadalajara.

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Romney Campaign, Karl Rove Framing Hurricane Sandy For Possible Election Day Defeat [View all] Grassy Knoll Nov 2012 OP

Bwhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! babylonsister Nov 2012 #1

I KNEW IT!! SkyDaddy7 Nov 2012 #15

I don't care who he blames the loss on... FarPoint Nov 2012 #2

I am with you there solara Nov 2012 #50

Apparently CrooKarl and Rob-money forgot to take the advice of a certain also-ran... alp227 Nov 2012 #59

The sweet sweet sound of the fat lady singing. (nt) viguy007 Nov 2012 #63

I think Rove is a man. But not totally sure. AAO Nov 2012 #78

It varies. Wednesdays Nov 2012 #81

Me either. I also don't care if we win by 1 vote or a million. NYC Liberal Nov 2012 #94

I so look forward to watching R$ speak to his minion$ about his loss & the R-spin that will follow wordpix Nov 2012 #104

The defeat was already imminent before the storm. begin_within Nov 2012 #3

Exactly Yul A Nov 2012 #18

They are stupid to say that -- it was Storm MITTWIT goclark Nov 2012 #4

well, given robme and randian ryan are all about small government newspeak Nov 2012 #100

So, in other words, mindem Nov 2012 #5

That must be it! BootinUp Nov 2012 #8

God is protecting us from a take over by Rmoney ...the anti-Christ. L0oniX Nov 2012 #47

Who cares No Vested Interest Nov 2012 #6

Maybe it is because they have a flawed candidate. Thinkingabout Nov 2012 #7

Yeah, that's the reason. secondvariety Nov 2012 #9

Its Not The RW's Extremist Views, Pandering to the Rich or War on Women... TomCADem Nov 2012 #10

It's an act of Mother Nature. xxqqqzme Nov 2012 #72

I'm thinking God was pissed off with underthematrix Nov 2012 #11

I'm waiting for the first fundy preacher to declare... regnaD kciN Nov 2012 #43

Bwa-ha-ha. That will be PRICELESS! - n/t coalition_unwilling Nov 2012 #76

Maybe it's not God - dflprincess Nov 2012 #68

Maybe this is their way of avoiding discussion of climate change landolfi Nov 2012 #12

an hours worth... to generous n/t oldhippydude Nov 2012 #42

I'd add Trump to that list.. nt friedgreentomatoes Nov 2012 #85

Ha Ha, Rachel Maddow had a segment on last night's show...... left on green only Nov 2012 #13

I think voters need to send Karl Rove a message Herlong Nov 2012 #14

Blame the weather rightsideout Nov 2012 #16

The weather machine worked as planned, everyone! IDemo Nov 2012 #17

+1 nt ProudProgressiveNow Nov 2012 #30

Whatever flows their boat. LisaL Nov 2012 #19

"THE" Math chuckstevens Nov 2012 #20

Get ready for a 500 year supershitstorm of blame Danascot Nov 2012 #21

Yep The Blame Game Is Already On StevePaulson Nov 2012 #58

They better start doing something BumRushDaShow Nov 2012 #22

These dumb fuckers had no momentum prior to the hurricane... Drunken Irishman Nov 2012 #23

wow agent46 Nov 2012 #24

Go ahead and complain about God doing His will, lol. kestrel91316 Nov 2012 #25

Time to plant a seed at FR reflection Nov 2012 #26

Its already there, and well on its way to being a full-blown Weeping Willow, I think. Volaris Nov 2012 #89

Get over it Mitt! nt snappyturtle Nov 2012 #27

Romney Pitches In To Repair Thousands Of Downed Romney-Ryan Lawn Signs Zorro Nov 2012 #28

they can blame it on death rays from Mars for all I care Skittles Nov 2012 #29

The Answer my friends is blowing in the wind sheshe2 Nov 2012 #31

They are delusional until the end lunasun Nov 2012 #32

Wait, Sandy hit the blue east coast. Were it not for Sandy, you had a chance to win blue states? DRoseDARs Nov 2012 #33

So, if the race is "essentially" tied, why would they be focused on losing? lexw Nov 2012 #34

And 11/6 is 9/11 backwards with the 9 upside down TomClash Nov 2012 #35

Rove can not keep being paid as a "genius" if he doesn't see a landslide Botany Nov 2012 #36

In other words, "It is God's Will" Coyotl Nov 2012 #37

God messed up then - Silly Sandy auto1969 Nov 2012 #38

wait, you haven't finished that train of reasoning newspeak Nov 2012 #101

Thank you - hilarious auto1969 Nov 2012 #102

Sure! If all of us NYC'ers could just get to our polling places, we'd elect . . . oh, wait...nt Princess Turandot Nov 2012 #39

If Romney loses because of the storm, you can chalk it up to Divine Intervention. olddad56 Nov 2012 #40

On that note. Thought I'd share a little something i wrote yesterday. jaded_old_cynic Nov 2012 #103

What momentum? speedoo Nov 2012 #41

I saw this coming, and have prepared my reaponse. maddogesq Nov 2012 #44

God's Will? LOL catbyte Nov 2012 #45

Yep. God sent a female hurricane to doom Romney reflection Nov 2012 #46

I was thinking that God sent the Hurricane to wake people up to climate change and show people ... olddad56 Nov 2012 #73

Sandy...Christie...ANYBODY but Romney! FailureToCommunicate Nov 2012 #48

and ANYBODY/ANYTHING but the Repug platform wordpix Nov 2012 #105

You got that right. Their platform was toxic, and they must have known it FailureToCommunicate Nov 2012 #107

Oh! I thought it meant Cha Nov 2012 #49

I present to you all ...the real October surprise ...Sandy. L0oniX Nov 2012 #51

Sandy DemKittyNC Nov 2012 #52

That works just fine for me. As long as they don't steal the election. They can say anything robinlynne Nov 2012 #53

Let's just say if were out of power, I would have said "oh shit!" David__77 Nov 2012 #54

Egads team Romney is sure desperate. Screw them! Harriety Nov 2012 #55

The dog farted. JohnnyRingo Nov 2012 #56

Karl Rove reduced to the pig pen! Kteachums Nov 2012 #57

Funny how right wingers exempt themselves from personal responsibility. alp227 Nov 2012 #60

No, Karl Spirochete Nov 2012 #61

Well .... Sandy was the last coffin nail .... Trajan Nov 2012 #62

It wasn't the hurricane that did it, it was Pres. O's exceptional handling of the emergency groundloop Nov 2012 #64

How could that be, the states were all blue treestar Nov 2012 #65

Obviously God was NOT on their side!! Climate Change reality demolishes denial delusion on point Nov 2012 #66

Well, using the GOP's own logic... Yul A Nov 2012 #67

When Murdock said rape is God's "plan" KinMd Nov 2012 #69

and which states that it devastated did they seriously think they had in play? ibegurpard Nov 2012 #70

I don't care what they use for an excuse. EC Nov 2012 #71

We have not any good need to feel comfortable nolabels Nov 2012 #74

Oh yeah, I agree EC Nov 2012 #75

maammmaaaaa!!!!! I wanmy mummy!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!! AAO Nov 2012 #77

their internal polling must be sucking real bad.. frylock Nov 2012 #79

I say GOOD. Wednesdays Nov 2012 #80

Had to do it.... Spitfire of ATJ Nov 2012 #82

Maybe the GOPT message does not resonate Stewland Nov 2012 #83

What a perfect scapegoat RoccoR5955 Nov 2012 #84

Karl Rove is fixing to eat shit over Citizens United. McCamy Taylor Nov 2012 #86

sadly sally5050 Nov 2012 #92

This is the telling statement yends21012 Nov 2012 #87

Well that storm was the fault of all those queers in NJ and NY YOHABLO Nov 2012 #88

Indisputable Evidence Regarding Hurricane Sandy drewbai Nov 2012 #90

Karl rove might as well frame his ass sally5050 Nov 2012 #91

sandy has selective powers to stop rethugs,but lets democrats vote,akin warned us n\t -LOKI -BAD FOR YA Nov 2012 #93

Lots here were claiming Sandy as insuring Obama's victory. TexasProgresive Nov 2012 #95

God works in mysterious ways. :-) WinkyDink Nov 2012 #96

I've been asking here for a week, "who are they going to blame?" louis-t Nov 2012 #97

I don't care how they frame it, as long as they hang it on the wall and look at it every day. tanyev Nov 2012 #98

"(T)he storm...is responsible for putting a halt on their much-touted momentum." Rob H. Nov 2012 #99

Uhh, Last I Checked Iggy Nov 2012 #106