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14. I would have a hard time getting into a deal to keep the buffoon out of jail, but...

If I have to, this is my deal:

1. Home arrest, cannot go out unsupervised.
2. He signs a deal where he gives up his right to run for any public office.
3. He will not hold rallies for himself or anyone else.
4. TV interviews are out of the question. Books or articles are also out of the question. In other words, he is prohibited from spewing his lies and hate to the country.
5. Twitter and whatever the name of his failed thing is cannot be used for political purposes.
6. He will pay back $250,000,000.00 to the idiots who donated money to him.
7. A bailout fee of $1 billion will be required to keep him out of jail.
8. He will wear, 24/7, am ankle monitor for the rest of his lousy life.
9. He will report to the authorities once a month and if he fails to do so every two weeks and if he misses any, every week, and if he continues to miss any, every day.
10. He will do community service once a week at a homeless place giving food.
11. Sell all his planes and helicopters because his only way to fly must be on commercial airlines accompanied by security, and he will be paying for security personnel's travel expenses.

I can think of many others, but I think this would keep him busy and upset for the rest of his life, plus not hearing from him until the day he departs to hell is good enough.