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ret5hd

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9. Send me 10 percent/week of your income...
Mon Sep 25, 2023, 05:01 PM
Sep 2023

and I will tell you how.

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It was habitable the last time this happened. marble falls Sep 2023 #1
Technically, there weren't any mammals around the last time Pangea formed NickB79 Sep 2023 #20
Ok, I'll keep that in mind. Chakaconcarne Sep 2023 #2
Hold our beer Marthe48 Sep 2023 #3
I don't think any of us have to worry about that. BlueTsunami2018 Sep 2023 #4
Send me 10 percent/week of your income... ret5hd Sep 2023 #9
Haha! BlueTsunami2018 Sep 2023 #15
We are so fucked. dalton99a Sep 2023 #5
250 million years from now? swong19104 Sep 2023 #6
Definitely Nasruddin Sep 2023 #8
Really interesting. Read "The Guardian" article, then the the "Nature Geoscience" article mentioned. EarnestPutz Sep 2023 #7
250m years? EarthFirst Sep 2023 #10
What a relief ! Basic LA Sep 2023 #11
LOL. nt sl8 Sep 2023 #16
Republicans will do it faster than that. Turbineguy Sep 2023 #12
Move, adapt, or die. bluedigger Sep 2023 #13
What has Biden done to stop this? Renew Deal Sep 2023 #14
That gave me a chuckle! yardwork Sep 2023 #24
Biden Schmiden! moose65 Sep 2023 #31
weather forecast back in the days of the dinosaurs:::::: keithbvadu2 Sep 2023 #17
I was planning on moving to a new planet before then enyway. tclambert Sep 2023 #18
Might be an answer to the Drake equation ArkansasDemocrat1 Sep 2023 #19
Humans won't be around to worry about that. LudwigPastorius Sep 2023 #21
Depends when it hits Polybius Sep 2023 #25
Maybe, if we see it in time. LudwigPastorius Sep 2023 #29
Oh, I better stock up on popsicles. tavernier Sep 2023 #22
Well, crap. There goes my vacation plans. Seeking Serenity Sep 2023 #23
Whatever beings are around then will have better than Star Wars technology Polybius Sep 2023 #26
It will happen sooner. LiberalFighter Sep 2023 #27
As long as I can still buy "Lunchables" then everything will be okay. nt TeamProg Sep 2023 #28
Humans will make it uninhabitable in 250 kevink077 Sep 2023 #30
Tend to agree. Duppers Sep 2023 #34
kick Omaha Steve Sep 2023 #32
I'll have to change my plans...only sharks, cockroaches and Elon Musk will be around for that prodigitalson Sep 2023 #33
That's a Tuesday, right? Kennah Sep 2023 #35
I could never get the hang of Tuesday. Jansen Sep 2023 #38
Early Breaking News? SomewhereInTheMiddle Sep 2023 #36
Not my worry. roamer65 Sep 2023 #37
Thanks Obama! Snooper9 Sep 2023 #39
This is breaking news? LeftInTX Sep 2023 #40
Yeah, this is why I believe the Reptilians left Earth 100M years ago and be just now breeding us Shanti Shanti Shanti Sep 2023 #41
250m as in million? onetexan Sep 2023 #42
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