Florida defies CDC in measles outbreak, telling parents it's fine to send unvaccinated kids to school

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13. Time for parents to take their infected kids on tours

of the Florida State Legislature while it's functioning to educate the kids how their government works. Shaking hands with Ron, his wife would be a plus for any kid!
Next, take them to all town hall and school board meetings.
Then take them out to nice eateries and shops and malls to mingle with all the visitors to the Sundown State.
A nice day at Disney to mix with all the tourists would be very considerate.
Don't forget to pack them into church, too.
Check out the private schools in advance with your kids to see if they qualify for admission.
Also, have them visit elder care homes and hospitals and nursing homes to help spread a little cheer.
Don't forget to take kids to visit "The Villages" to see the grandparents! Never know when Gramma and Gramps is going to take that last ride into the sunset.

Saracsm? Eh!

How Florida Surgeon General Joseph Lardass still has a medical license is beyond me.