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William Gustafson

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29. So, When does the.....

Reply to OnlinePoker (Original post)

Wed Mar 27, 2024, 02:11 AM

Mar 27

Trump Holy Water arrive?
Trump Demon Extraction Kit arrive?
Trump MEGA church open?
Trump Wedding Counsellers service open?
Trump Heaven Ticket Agency service open?
Trump Christen Schools open?
Trump Bible Law Courts open?

so many things he can grift from the clueless evangelicals.

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Trump is selling 'God Bless the USA' Bibles for $59.99 as he faces mounting legal bills [View all] OnlinePoker Mar 26 OP

Do they burst into flames when you open them? Marthe48 Mar 26 #1

Only if you truly believe in the teachings of Jesus rpannier Mar 27 #24

This is the so-called Christian who wished his followers on his Twitter account no_hypocrisy Mar 26 #2

"Happy Holy Week!".... ANATHEMA!! sprinkleeninow Mar 26 #7

Since he'll sell anything, how much do you think he got for his soul, all those years ago? sinkingfeeling Mar 26 #3

The person that I am sure has broken all ten commandments is selling bibles. doc03 Mar 26 #4

It's like the Devil himself is selling bibles ..nt Jarqui Mar 26 #5

And they're NOT EXPLODING! n/t ArkansasDemocrat1 Mar 26 #17

Happy Holy Week? Raven123 Mar 26 #6

or maybe.... NJCher Mar 26 #10

What about those who don't read the King James Version? Raven123 Mar 26 #8

Oh, heathens. They won't vote for him anyway. n/t OnlinePoker Mar 26 #9

This is the Donald J Trump version of the Bible rpannier Mar 27 #28

"Let's Make America Pray Again." LudwigPastorius Mar 26 #11

More like make Americans Prey again. Woodwizard Mar 27 #35

"Let's make America pray again"? Harker Mar 26 #12

It's Trump. You don't need the 'r'. Make America Pay rpannier Mar 27 #27

All he knows how to do is peddle bullshit JoseBalow Mar 26 #13

"The Onion" used to be my response BigmanPigman Mar 26 #14

I don't like this timeline n/t ArkansasDemocrat1 Mar 26 #19

Will they take 30 pieces of silver? usonian Mar 26 #15

Appropriate...since TFG always has his palm out to grab the cash. SeattleVet Mar 26 #21

Trump aspires to be Big Dan in "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou." TomSlick Mar 26 #16

He's a Man of Constant Sorrow usonian Mar 26 #22

"NOW WHERE DID I PUT MY 'SMiTE' FOB?" ArkansasDemocrat1 Mar 26 #18

I will pay you exactly $0 DJ Porkchop Mar 26 #20

Make your jokes . . . IndianaDave Mar 27 #23

Leather or Other? rpannier Mar 27 #26

Surprised he didn't call it "The Donald Trump Bible" rpannier Mar 27 #25

So, When does the..... William Gustafson Mar 27 #29

I think this will backfire on him. Hope22 Mar 27 #30

"Make America Pray Again"...? regnaD kciN Mar 27 #31

that's spelled wrong NJCher Mar 27 #32

KJV is free bmichaelh Mar 27 #33

I thought that our Constitution was written so we had the freedom to decide if we wanted to pray rather than be made to? cstanleytech Mar 27 #34

This is proof there is no God Novara Mar 27 #36

Preying on the poor rubes. Basic LA Mar 27 #37

. dalton99a Mar 27 #38

Sounds like Moses Pray in "Paper Moon" AngryOldDem Mar 27 #39