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Sun May 26, 2024, 01:33 PM

May 2024

the Florida legislature has just passed a law declaring that women shall be known henceforth as "Fetal Incubation Units".

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Florida to allow doctors to perform C-sections outside hospitals [View all] BumRushDaShow May 2024 OP

what about on cruise ships and in casinos Tetrachloride May 2024 #1

Good idea Cherokee100 May 2024 #20

How about a really, really clean, nice hotel room? Like the junior suite at the Marriott freshly fucking serviced? SoFlaBro May 2024 #34

Right, because clinics will have ALL the tools and staff when something goes wrong sakabatou May 2024 #2

Hey, as long as they can take care of the precious baby RandomNumbers May 2024 #15

Right, one the baby is out, the woman is just an empty shell and can be discarded Warpy May 2024 #23

You took the words right out of my fingers Tansy_Gold May 2024 #41

Kitchen tables? MOMFUDSKI May 2024 #3

I don't play a TV doctor, but I did sit in on the caesarean delivery of my two daughters, within five feet with an ... marble falls May 2024 #4

private equity pays to differ... Sailingdiver May 2024 #8

Bingo. marble falls May 2024 #44

I've watched a few and they make me feel like I'm gonna faint LeftInTX May 2024 #13

In a related story,... LudwigPastorius May 2024 #5

Next up: Florida encourages use of rusty knives for home C-Sections in the Scrivener7 May 2024 #6

Are they crazy? greatauntoftriplets May 2024 #7

Yes, they are crazy. sop May 2024 #29

In the parking lot. Turbineguy May 2024 #9

may i suggest a lobotomy on gov ron....I got a power drill from sears dembotoz May 2024 #10

What size bit? Lots of little ones or one big one? erronis May 2024 #40

UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE! 50 Shades Of Blue May 2024 #11

Oh, For... GB_RN May 2024 #12

The average hospital stay after a C-section is 2-4 days, but these women can only stay overnight. pnwmom May 2024 #14

And this will just cause more Florida hospital maternity wards to be closed, pnwmom May 2024 #16

Which other types of major surgery will they be allowing outside of hospitals? surrealAmerican May 2024 #17

I'm guessing neurosurgery will be next - high costs and high payouts. erronis May 2024 #42

These groups have a greed quotient like hedge funds, which many of them are elias7 May 2024 #18

Knowing Florida, they'll probably require arbitration instead of lawsuits if something goes wrong. Wonder Why May 2024 #19

Florida's Medical Malpractice Statute already requires mandatory mediation. sop May 2024 #31

From my experience with mediation - it's all who gets to choose the mediator. erronis May 2024 #43

what could go wrong? More profit is the important thing here! ZonkerHarris May 2024 #21

Another example of capitalism at its best. flashman13 May 2024 #22

Retired NICU RN here.. likesmountains 52 May 2024 #24

We haven't taken care of children, women and families in this country for a long time. littlemissmartypants May 2024 #27

The United States Federal government and state and local governments have never. Traurigkeit May 2024 #36

Private equity should be outlawed for healthcare. Lonestarblue May 2024 #25

Down at the beach seems like a good spot Bristlecone May 2024 #26

Watch for the explosion of shady doctors with dead women and newborn babies. littlemissmartypants May 2024 #28

FL already has a maternal mortality rate that's double CA's. SunSeeker May 2024 #38

That's going to rise. What about newborn deaths? Did you see any data on that? littlemissmartypants May 2024 #46

Requiring a c-section automatically removes a patient from the low risk category Raven123 May 2024 #30

Republicans REALLY want women to die ! Traurigkeit May 2024 #32

I hear tell alligators co-sponsored this measure. GreenWave May 2024 #33

'siding with a private equity-owned physicians group.' Dem2theMax May 2024 #35

Damn MBAs Traurigkeit May 2024 #37

In my eariler years I was a military surgical scrub tech. Over the 4 years I was on active duty I scrub on the average.. usaf-vet May 2024 #39

God damn it, so it looks like if my daughter gets pregnant, she will need to leave the state to deliver - just in case. lark May 2024 #45

Maternal Mortality short video with stats, sound down, annoying generic music littlemissmartypants May 2024 #47