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35. 2024 Boeing Starliner MAX coming to an atmosphere near you.

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Sun Sep 1, 2024, 09:25 PM

Sep 2024

Send up SpaceX to rescue them before the damn Boeing implodes.

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The Starliner spacecraft has started to emit strange noises [View all] OnlinePoker Sep 2024 OP

Aliens!.......................... Lovie777 Sep 2024 #1

It does kind of sound like the alien signal from the movie "Contact". n/t OnlinePoker Sep 2024 #2

Aliens! JoseBalow Sep 2024 #20

Love that guy, right out of Babylon 5 EastBayGuy Sep 2024 #21

HAL! joanbarnes Sep 2024 #3

This capsule keeps saying "Don't come in here" Arne Sep 2024 #4

Translation of noises: "Please don't release me! I don't want to die in space!" Wonder Why Sep 2024 #5

they werent d-e-c-C-G by chance? MistakenLamb Sep 2024 #6

When the music training kicks in... ms liberty Sep 2024 #33

"In Space..." GB_RN Sep 2024 #14

Try it sometime. We'll be listening. It's like the witches of old who were dunked in the water. 😁 If you die and Wonder Why Sep 2024 #34

It's been half a century ago, but markodochartaigh Sep 2024 #49

Try unplugging it and plugging it back in. multigraincracker Sep 2024 #7

Ctl Alt Del lamp_shade Sep 2024 #8

Does the "heartbeat rule" apply to aborting space missions? Think. Again. Sep 2024 #9

Just pound on the console a little bit...that always works for me when my TV acts up (ha ha heh)... SWBTATTReg Sep 2024 #10

I'm not saying... VMA131Marine Sep 2024 #11

*SNORT* Skittles Sep 2024 #12

The best thing for all concerned is to release the thing ArkansasDemocrat1 Sep 2024 #13

The ghost of Major Tom... Talitha Sep 2024 #15

Boeing's space program appears to be flopping LetMyPeopleVote Sep 2024 #16

Maybe "someone/something" is trying to warn them off taking Elon's Space-X back... hlthe2b Sep 2024 #17

It's a song. keithbvadu2 Sep 2024 #18

Sounds like a semi-regular "wump-wump-wump!" Kid Berwyn Sep 2024 #19

There is only one "wump-wump" I know of... sakabatou Sep 2024 #24

Did they check the fencer valve? n/t tom_kelly Sep 2024 #22

Please tell me the Starliner didn't start singing "Daisy" sakabatou Sep 2024 #23

Maybe it's the sound of the stem bolts finally sealing. Tikki Sep 2024 #25

O- Ring displacedvermoter Sep 2024 #28

"I can't do that Dave..." bullimiami Sep 2024 #26

LOL........ Lovie777 Sep 2024 #31

It sounds like they're being pinged FullySupportDems Sep 2024 #27

Whatever it was, it was built by the lowest bidder. marble falls Sep 2024 #29

Voices in the sky ... marble falls Sep 2024 #30

I nominate felon to fly up there, board it and investigate. They can test fly him back... toesonthenose Sep 2024 #32

Now that is an excellent suggestion! blue neen Sep 2024 #36

He's such a genius dickthegrouch Sep 2024 #39

2024 Boeing Starliner MAX coming to an atmosphere near you. WarGamer Sep 2024 #35

Here are some actual non-earthly noises we can detect GreenWave Sep 2024 #37

Starting to think that thruster valve didn't break on its own. LudwigPastorius Sep 2024 #38

Could it be that missing technician from final assembly? Ford_Prefect Sep 2024 #40

Maybe if they listen real close the audio speakers in Starliner moniss Sep 2024 #41

Of course it's not aliens... LunaSea Sep 2024 #42

Maybe the ship's flux capacitor is going nova. Tikki Sep 2024 #43

In the movies, that would be a countdown timer Renew Deal Sep 2024 #44

Another Boeing anomaly? Sneederbunk Sep 2024 #45

Be safe up there people! Aussie105 Sep 2024 #46

Something is broken bc Boeing has been cutting corners again. DetlefK Sep 2024 #47

My god, it's full of denbot Sep 2024 #48

Someone left a door open??? muriel_volestrangler Sep 2024 #50

This is a perfect example CAPITALISM is a failure-quality sacrificed for profit Stargazer99 Sep 2024 #51

Why am i thinking the alien contact newdayneeded Sep 2024 #52