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47. Does Kash have even the foggiest idea that these "fighters"

Fri Feb 28, 2025, 02:22 AM

Feb 2025

are not the big, strong warrior types he sexualizes in his fantasies?! These guys do performance art, for gods sake. It's all fake. I'm sure some FBI agent is gonna want to be paired with one of them... and will totally trust them having his back... /snark

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FBI Director Kash Patel wants to bring the UFC to the FBI, sources say [View all] highplainsdem Feb 2025 OP

Not the Onion? SheltieLover Feb 2025 #1

I wish this was satire. It should be. It looks like Trump doing a favor for a big donor. highplainsdem Feb 2025 #3

FBI Agents could easily take those fake aholes apart SheltieLover Feb 2025 #5

Not the Onion dweller Feb 2025 #2

We are at the mercy Codifer Feb 2025 #7

Not Only RobinA Feb 2025 #49

If not The Onion, then Borowitz? sop Feb 2025 #4

Go ahead, you stupid fuck Aviation Pro Feb 2025 #6

No question about it NJCher Feb 2025 #8

Pigs feeding at the corruption trough. Irish_Dem Feb 2025 #9

Every day, we're more of a joke but it gets even less funny. Wingus Dingus Feb 2025 #10

You can NOT make this shit up. n/t TygrBright Feb 2025 #11

Someone tell Patel DV1 Feb 2025 #12

Next they will hire Kyle Rittenhouse to teach agents how to deal with crowd control. Midnight Writer Feb 2025 #13

uFC is a Putin Org. multigraincracker Feb 2025 #14

What a stupid idea. Dave Bowman Feb 2025 #15

officially roided up FBI lapfog_1 Feb 2025 #16

The Real Pimple Popping Housewives of Jersey Shore Got Talent Survivor House of Top Model Masculinity. Solly Mack Feb 2025 #17

To write plot lines and scripts the agents can memorize for the off chance tanyev Feb 2025 #18

Oh my dear doG in Heaven.... KatyaR Feb 2025 #19

I can hear other countries say "Now entering Moron Zone, formerly known as the United States Of America..." Initech Feb 2025 #44

They really do think this all some kind of game. yellow dahlia Feb 2025 #20

Lots of men overcompensating for something by fascination with brutal forms of fighting. . . .nt Bernardo de La Paz Feb 2025 #21

What the actual Bettie Feb 2025 #22

Next up: UFC will be tasked with WestMichRad Feb 2025 #23

Everything will be turned into a pay-per-view television show. milestogo Feb 2025 #24

I know an event I'd pay to watch LSparkle Feb 2025 #53

LOL Buddyzbuddy Feb 2025 #25

More grifting. How much is White's kickback? tulipsandroses Feb 2025 #26

We are in Idiocracy jojog Feb 2025 #27

President Camacho would be better than what we's got. GoYouPackersGo Feb 2025 #29

That a-hole drives a red Tesla Cybertruck with his name on the vanity license plate IronLionZion Feb 2025 #28

"Geez, what a waste of machinery" DinahMoeHum Feb 2025 #34

whew...I read all the comments stillcool Feb 2025 #30

I'm beginning to think that ... Bread and Circuses Feb 2025 #31

Yeah that's the ticket Faux pas Feb 2025 #32

Just what the country needs...more idiots taking steroids. jls4561 Feb 2025 #33

Now if he can only convince the criminals to commit all their ToxMarz Feb 2025 #35

I have been unfortunate enough to have two of my sane days in a row. Hugin Feb 2025 #36

No doubt that "Cash" will follow this up moniss Feb 2025 #37

Because in America AdamGG Feb 2025 #38

Trying to turn our lives into a Schwarzenegger-style reality tv show. Ilsa Feb 2025 #39

Awesome Renew Deal Feb 2025 #40

JFC. 58Sunliner Feb 2025 #41

This is from The Onion, yes??? PLEASE tell me this is from The Onion!!! niyad Feb 2025 #42

These are not serious people. Initech Feb 2025 #43

I predict "The Onion" will be closing operations before all this is over. Montauk6 Feb 2025 #45

I hope all those Republican agents who enabled this understand they have no balls. AmericaUnderSiege Feb 2025 #46

Does Kash have even the foggiest idea that these "fighters" slightlv Feb 2025 #47

Sure. Why not? Ray Bruns Feb 2025 #48

Guess SNL won't need any scriptwriters this week. Vinca Feb 2025 #50

I bet he wouldn't even pass the FBI psych exam FullySupportDems Feb 2025 #51

The same UFC with two Russian mob primary owners JT45242 Feb 2025 #52

The skill sets are NOT interchangeable LetMyPeopleVote Feb 2025 #54