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Beacool

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60. You can't make it up....

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:46 PM

Nov 2025

Wuuaahhh!!!! Your honor, he hit me with a sandwich, I could smell the onions and the mustard!!! Oh, the humanity!!! These weak little goons who are terrorizing people, couldn't handle a sandwich being thrown at them. The whole thing seems like something out of the Onion. Pathetic....

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Border Patrol Agent Testifies On DC 'Sandwich Guy': 'I Could Smell The Onions' [View all] BumRushDaShow Nov 2025 OP

I saw the moon rising! sheshe2 Nov 2025 #1

Don't go 'round tonight... 3825-87867 Nov 2025 #8

There's a bathroom on the right! (nt) Pinback Nov 2025 #28

Philly? Chrysanthemum Nov 2025 #57

That sounds like fun Pinback Nov 2025 #59

"Full Beaver" (or "Frost) Moon! BumRushDaShow Nov 2025 #10

He recognized the onion smell UpInArms Nov 2025 #2

So they are saying they were tear gassed? twodogsbarking Nov 2025 #3

Thread Winner! Clouds Passing Nov 2025 #53

These people are so weird 0rganism Nov 2025 #4

Reads like an onion article SSJVegeta Nov 2025 #5

Only at this point in the decline of the US would this Klarkashton Nov 2025 #6

Is this the Onion? Cirsium Nov 2025 #7

Depending on the verdict BumRushDaShow Nov 2025 #9

ooooh Cirsium Nov 2025 #17

Lettuce enjoy THAT show! BumRushDaShow Nov 2025 #19

I can't beet that Cirsium Nov 2025 #22

Olive ya anyway! BumRushDaShow Nov 2025 #27

I'll bet that toasted his buns orangecrush Nov 2025 #36

Eggsactly! BumRushDaShow Nov 2025 #37

I never sausage a thread as this. JustABozoOnThisBus Nov 2025 #55

Hey! I yam what I yam! BumRushDaShow Nov 2025 #56

but said he could feel its impact through the ballistic vest he was wearing! 3825-87867 Nov 2025 #11

Low-bid, government-issue vest? SomewhereInTheMiddle Nov 2025 #63

As someone who loves onions Diraven Nov 2025 #12

I heard this reported on the radio on the way home today and I couldn't stop laughing. ... littlemissmartypants Nov 2025 #13

Agent Lairmore Is So Courageous 2na fisherman Nov 2025 #14

HaHa! Chrysanthemum Nov 2025 #58

And he's allergic to onions, so the "explosion" triggered a wave of sneezing and tearing up and nasal stuffiness TheRickles Nov 2025 #15

I don't think the testimony chives with the lunacy of the charges. NBachers Nov 2025 #16

I'm laughing so damn hard I can't catch my breath. 2MuchNoise Nov 2025 #18

Snowflake. CaptainTruth Nov 2025 #20

Definitely! Rebl2 Nov 2025 #30

I hope the defense has a ballistics expert testimony nuxvomica Nov 2025 #21

Rapid involuntary deconstruction to its component parts. Oh, the humanity! nt SomewhereInTheMiddle Nov 2025 #64

Strange...all I smell is pork. And bullshit. Grokenstein Nov 2025 #23

They wonder why they are held to such a high level of ridicule from moniss Nov 2025 #24

Oh, the humanity! He could smell the onions and mustard. Must be the crime of the century. sinkingfeeling Nov 2025 #25

Good thing he was wearing that ballistic vest!!11!! progressoid Nov 2025 #26

Oh the horror Rebl2 Nov 2025 #29

Don't belittle his PTSD! PurgedVoter Nov 2025 #31

Love the moon shot! As for that bp agent, what a victim.🙄 58Sunliner Nov 2025 #32

Imagine if that roll was just a few hours older BumRushDaShow Nov 2025 #34

Ha! Nothing more vicious than a hard, day old dinner roll. 58Sunliner Nov 2025 #35

or a rubber biscuit DBoon Nov 2025 #42

This message was self-deleted by its author underpants Nov 2025 #33

Hung jury. republianmushroom Nov 2025 #38

I thought this WAS The Onion, not he "smelled the onion". niyad Nov 2025 #39

Well, at least we know his name now. CanonRay Nov 2025 #40

He may have suffered a cold cut on his arm fargone Nov 2025 #41

Yeah, I cry over onions too EuterpeThelo Nov 2025 #43

Not an onion lover but they do seem to be part of our food culture. The small ones are easily grown from cut off root efhmc Nov 2025 #45

Acctivated his armpit? Randomthought Nov 2025 #44

if this agent bathed once in a while DBoon Nov 2025 #51

Thanks for the beautiful picture. (You folks are really having fun with this one.) efhmc Nov 2025 #46

Most welcome - my first attempt at the enhanced zoom on the phone. :D BumRushDaShow Nov 2025 #48

In the south ... SomewhereInTheMiddle Nov 2025 #65

I have had a few "po' boys" over the years! BumRushDaShow Nov 2025 #66

What a bunch of spineless wimps. I wish I was the judge on the case. Aristus Nov 2025 #47

... ruet Nov 2025 #49

Dick Cheney Shoots a Guy In The Face... DrFunkenstein Nov 2025 #50

OMG he could have died! mike_c Nov 2025 #52

"Make them smell the onions" will be a great protest sign Raven123 Nov 2025 #54

You can't make it up.... Beacool Nov 2025 #60

The Silence of The Alliums tonekat Nov 2025 #61

Did the onion make him cry? Hekate Nov 2025 #62

With apologies to the late Lou Reed tonekat Nov 2025 #67