'People better get fired': GOP lawmaker puts Trump admin on notice for latest 'buffoonery'

[gfarber]

22. Peace Plan

A committee man solemn and steady
Told the White House they’d better be ready.
For a plan causing shocks,
Born of Kyiv and Moscow talks,
Left the State Dept. a whole lot unsteady.

When a rumor from foreign hands came,
It ignited a four-day firestorm of blame.
Though some said it was Russian,
Others sparked a rebuttin’,
As each side tried to distance its name.

Then a spokesman named Pigott declared,
“That report is just wrong—be aware!
As Rubio has stated,
This plan was U.S.-created,
With both Russians and Ukrainians there.”

But Rep. Don Bacon shot back,
Calling out the diplomatic crack.
With a stern Monday warning
Of firings in the morning,
For four days of a bungled attack.