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Aussie105

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21. The Onion shows the Santa tracker having Santa stop for 40 minutes at an old girlfriend's place.

Reply to BumRushDaShow (Original post)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 05:54 PM

3 hrs ago

Mrs Claus back at the North Pole is aware and not amused.

As for 'clean, beautiful coal', yes indeed it is, compared to the industrial sludge in Trump's head and spread across the R party.

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Trump takes NORAD Santa calls from kids. Here's what he said. [View all] BumRushDaShow 14 hrs ago OP

Aside from being a narcissistic pedo fraudster: Chasstev365 14 hrs ago #1

🎄 underpants 13 hrs ago #5

How about a HUGE pile of "Clean coal" dumped at M-a-L? ProudMNDemocrat 13 hrs ago #2

Were It Literally ANYONE Else... GB_RN 13 hrs ago #3

Anti-Santa. He promises you everything and then takes it all for himself. You had better watch out. twodogsbarking 13 hrs ago #4

So what did you give me for Christmas, you stupid little brat? Wonder Why 13 hrs ago #6

What sweet childhood memories he's creating for these children. Think how their grandkids will thrill Timeflyer 12 hrs ago #7

I'm hoping these kids' parents were monitoring the calls. I want to believe they hung up FakeNoose 2 hrs ago #22

He should have stroked out on camera Orrex 12 hrs ago #8

It's ALWAYS about HIM. . . DinahMoeHum 12 hrs ago #9

That was not a regular human being's responses to a child's question or statement that was Donny's.. Botany 12 hrs ago #10

He is one sick bagimin 12 hrs ago #11

That's why his own family 'makes other plans' Attilatheblond 10 hrs ago #16

What is that makes Deplorable voters choose the biggest imbecile they can find to be their "leader?" NoMoreRepugs 12 hrs ago #12

I thought this was a joke..like the Onion.. Playingmantis 11 hrs ago #13

Coal as a gift bmichaelh 11 hrs ago #14

Certainly nothing like it used to be PSPS 10 hrs ago #15

Trump is creepy. Melaaaaaaniaaaaaaah is too. twodogsbarking 10 hrs ago #17

There's a movie titled "Bad Santa" that is worth watching starring Billie Bob Thornton. Trump as Santa? SupportSanity 9 hrs ago #18

Kids expecting Santa instead got a Satan wannabe and yes, that isn't a misspelling. cstanleytech 9 hrs ago #19

He also told one little girl she sounded "beautiful and cute" then asked her age Maeve 8 hrs ago #20

The Onion shows the Santa tracker having Santa stop for 40 minutes at an old girlfriend's place. Aussie105 3 hrs ago #21

Do not, not ever, let him near children!! Delmette2.0 15 min ago #23