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SergeStorms

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6. In an executive order signing in the Oval Office....
Fri Jan 2, 2026, 01:52 PM
12 hrs ago

Trump outlawed hurricanes, floods, tornadoes, earthquakes and droughts with a stroke of his presidential Sharpie.

Asked to comment, Mother Nature is quoted as saying, "The Big Orange Fascist Pig ain't seen nothin' yet," then hurried off to begin her preparations for 2026.

I don't know about everyone else, but I feel totally secure with Trump at the helm.

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