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Permanut

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31. Boy, I'm glad they located that suspicious object..
Mon Jan 12, 2026, 02:49 PM
Jan 12

Our Dear Leader courageously faces these challenges every day in carrying out his duties as President. Just like when he courageously carried on his duties after that assassination attempt. He should get a Peace Prize for this.

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Copy of the Constitution? jmbar2 Jan 12 #1
DUzy!!!! BumRushDaShow Jan 12 #11
Post of the day! Vinca Jan 12 #19
Secret Service members jumped on the object to prevent it coming into contact with the president. LudwigPastorius Jan 12 #25
These weenies, now they want us to be afraid of a "suspicious object" Walleye Jan 12 #2
They probably planted it drmeow Jan 12 #18
Just like the fake assassination attempt during his campaign. BComplex Jan 12 #21
Exactly! drmeow Jan 12 #24
They are masters of projection! That, and masters of needless hate. BComplex Jan 12 #32
The real son of God................. Lovie777 Jan 12 #3
Trump's soul. He lost it 2 weeks ago. Chipper Chat Jan 12 #4
Can't lose that which is not there. ProudMNDemocrat Jan 12 #9
Bullshit! Trump sold his soul decades ago. Ray Bruns Jan 12 #22
But the stupid SOB's didn't sweep a restaurant in DC. Historic NY Jan 12 #5
It was a hunters stand/perch..n/t SheilaAnn Jan 12 #6
I know... FalloutShelter Jan 12 #7
A science book? The bible? Jerry2144 Jan 12 #8
A pkg of mgardener Jan 12 #10
Probably just a coconut Farmer-Rick Jan 12 #12
A Secret Service agent described the suspicious object as "foul smelling, weighing 275 pounds, with an orange tinge." Doodley Jan 12 #13
It was a vegetable snack tray NT Happy Hoosier Jan 12 #14
Yeah, sure Prairie Gates Jan 12 #15
Throw whatever junk is around in the way tonekat Jan 12 #16
Most likely a sign saying Impeach Trump or Trump is an ignorant moron. Lonestarblue Jan 12 #17
It's the EPSTIEN files! mjvpi Jan 12 #20
My husband said SADAR Jan 12 #23
A bar of soap? Dave Bowman Jan 12 #26
A very large box of air freshners to prevent BlueKota Jan 12 #27
Thunderbolt from God. Irish_Dem Jan 12 #28
Armadillo no doubt. They are suspicious looking. twodogsbarking Jan 12 #29
Prob a little ol' lady... purr-rat beauty Jan 12 #30
Boy, I'm glad they located that suspicious object.. Permanut Jan 12 #31
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