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37. Another Episode of - The Whitehouse Apprentice.

Tue Jan 13, 2026, 04:02 PM

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Apprentice JD Vance is on the Greenland Beat. Apprentice Marco Rubio is currently well ahead, having taken much (but not too much) credit for the adventure in Venezuela, and this is JD’s big test. Can he pull off some muscular “Diplomacy” by forcing Denmark’s capitulation at the point of a gun? Can he convince Greenlanders to shake off the Nanny State to become the Empire’s tip of the spear? And by the way; nice ICE jobs for everyone, right there in Greenland.

Does Denmark understand that they can end all this by making a significant investment in World Liberty Financial and just promising to stop building God-damn windmills?

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JD Vance to host Greenland talks at the White House [View all] highplainsdem 9 hrs ago OP

I'm sure he'll treat them with the same courtesy and respect he gave Zelenskyy. Ocelot II 9 hrs ago #1

He wants to make them an offer, Bayard 7 hrs ago #18

Vance is not a serious person. Drunk on power like the rest of them. Walleye 9 hrs ago #2

J. V. Vance is a f'ing knob. underpants 5 hrs ago #28

This made me laugh! hamsterjill 5 hrs ago #29

How does one say "Go fuck yourself" in Danish? Ray Bruns 9 hrs ago #3

"Fuck dig selv" sop 9 hrs ago #5

Apparently it's Fuck dig selv. 👍 Dave Bowman 9 hrs ago #7

Thanks. I'll fire this off to JD Vance and Marco Rubio so when the Danish representatives start screaming Ray Bruns 9 hrs ago #8

The "opportunity to discuss the political and economic situation." sop 9 hrs ago #4

An investment in World Liberty International, perhaps? thought crime 2 hrs ago #38

As an Ohioan, I sincerely apologize for producing this nincompoop Vance and inflicting his disgraceful persona Diamond_Dog 9 hrs ago #6

Someone should tape it C_U_L8R 9 hrs ago #9

I suspect it will be broadcast maxsolomon 6 hrs ago #25

They'll be ready for an ambush C_U_L8R 5 hrs ago #30

No one can survive dry piercing Nordic wit. thought crime 2 hrs ago #39

As usual, Amateur Hour at the White House NBachers 8 hrs ago #10

Hope the Generals in the Pentagon understand what happens KS Toronado 8 hrs ago #11

Hmmm Solly Mack 8 hrs ago #12

I thought the real elected president of Venezuela............. Lovie777 8 hrs ago #13

Jesus Christ. Aristus 8 hrs ago #14

After our ships Traildogbob 8 hrs ago #15

Since Denmark has universal health care, the Greenlanders will have been vaccinated Ocelot II 7 hrs ago #21

My analogy was flawed. Traildogbob 6 hrs ago #22

ah yes, yet another one sided conversation where the foreign ministers will be yelled at for not saying thank you. nt Javaman 7 hrs ago #16

Absolutely right, but they'll also be insulted and lectured to thought crime 2 hrs ago #40

Vance's one saving grace is his ability to fuck things up. Paladin 7 hrs ago #17

As Keith Olbermann calls him EuterpeThelo 7 hrs ago #19

J. V. Vance. I like that. underpants 6 hrs ago #27

Reminds me of another "historic" meeting with similar tones: artemisia1 7 hrs ago #20

Ought to be a short meeting. cab67 6 hrs ago #23

Will Jared be there with an attache case carrying billions of dollars? IcyPeas 6 hrs ago #24

He will arrive with empty suitcases and leave with them full of cash. Irish_Dem 6 hrs ago #26

The talks Botany 5 hrs ago #31

Kidnap him liberalgunwilltravel 5 hrs ago #32

I hope they don't capitulate to any extent whatsoever. . . Stargleamer 5 hrs ago #33

And it's worth noting... GiqueCee 3 hrs ago #34

DO NOT SHOW UP GREENLAND. Sorry to shout but quit playing the fascist's game. travelingthrulife 3 hrs ago #35

Did Denmark and Greenland even say "Thank You?" joanbarnes 2 hrs ago #36

Another Episode of - The Whitehouse Apprentice. thought crime 2 hrs ago #37