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Aussie105

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13. Onion headline (pretend).

Reply to BumRushDaShow (Original post)

Mon Jan 19, 2026, 04:03 AM

Yesterday

Leaders from different countries plan to follow Trump's take-over of Greenland!

China takes Taiwan.
Indonesia takes Hawaii.
Australia takes New Zealand.
Spain takes Algeria.
Israel takes Palestine.

Finally: Aliens take over the world! (Yes, they are watching.)

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Treasury secretary defends Greenland tariffs: 'The national emergency is avoiding the national emergency' [View all] BumRushDaShow Sunday OP

Hopefully SCOTUS will see this and take notice LetMyPeopleVote Sunday #1

That's some catch that Trump-22 underpants Sunday #2

As I said on your post: This is like hedging against the future by destroying the present. erronis Sunday #6

The constant bullshit lying never ever ends..................... Lovie777 Sunday #3

Bessant seems to have developed an echo C_U_L8R Sunday #4

It's hard to imagine... GiqueCee Sunday #5

Rumsfeld was better at this sort of thing. Turbineguy Sunday #7

Hahaha! darkstar Sunday #8

Damn. That's true!!! BumRushDaShow Sunday #9

The good news regarding the threatened escalating tariffs is.... WestMichRad Sunday #10

He could avoid a "hot war" by.... reACTIONary Sunday #11

National Emergency? Roy Rolling Yesterday #12

Onion headline (pretend). Aussie105 Yesterday #13

And don't forget the real pretext BumRushDaShow Yesterday #14

He sounds like... 2naSalit Yesterday #15

Bessent the ass. spanone Yesterday #16

Why don't they give him a price like $47 Quadrillion in cold hard GOLD. KS Toronado Yesterday #17

trump's tariff threat only hurts US consumers LetMyPeopleVote Yesterday #18