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25. What's the difference between a bull and Trump conducting an orchestra?

Sun Feb 1, 2026, 01:27 AM

1 hr ago

With a bull, the horns are in the front and the asshole's in the back.

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Trump plays MAGA conductor in bizarre new painting with Charlie Kirk in the orchestra [View all] highplainsdem 15 hrs ago OP

. dalton99a 15 hrs ago #1

Notice it's blondes to the front, people of color to the back. CBHagman 15 hrs ago #2

That's because there are very few people of color in his administration. Lonestarblue 15 hrs ago #5

It looks like all his enablers Lifeafter70 15 hrs ago #6

Naw, Donny would never do all the work of conducting the orchestra. tanyev 15 hrs ago #4

What... and I cannot emphasize this enough... the fuck???? Initech 14 hrs ago #14

Rush Limbaugh on timpani? nuxvomica 13 hrs ago #17

Whoa, it is getting weirder all the time, if that's possible PatSeg 13 hrs ago #18

Where's Eric? sinkingfeeling 6 hrs ago #24

Cringeworthy thought crime 1 hr ago #28

It needs more Obama trampling the Constitution. NT mahatmakanejeeves 15 hrs ago #3

Kid Rock sym phony orchestra. twodogsbarking 14 hrs ago #7

More like the "Tone-deaf Symphony of the Absurd". sinkingfeeling 14 hrs ago #8

Trumpsky preparing for the first movement. Harker 14 hrs ago #9

He likes it when they clap between his movements Blue Owl 1 hr ago #26

And meanwhile... EuterpeThelo 14 hrs ago #10

Ugh... Hey Joe 14 hrs ago #11

🤣😂🤣😂🤣...... Hope22 13 hrs ago #15

It's always this fake, made up, fantasy land bullshit Blue Owl 1 hr ago #27

Not even AI could... reACTIONary 13 hrs ago #16

...would like to see him join Charlie Kirk in the orchestra.... joanbarnes 13 hrs ago #19

? Kash Patel, ? Vance, AND Melahhhnia w hat on Cellos electric_blue68 12 hrs ago #20

A scene in hell 100 years from now orangecrush 12 hrs ago #21

Now MAGA will start claiming that Trump Quanto Magnus 8 hrs ago #23

What's the difference between a bull and Trump conducting an orchestra? LudwigPastorius 1 hr ago #25

The Fat Fuck Philharmonic Blue Owl 1 hr ago #29

Stephen Miller on the kazoo? Grins 1 hr ago #30

Sweet dreams my prince. SalamanderSleeps 1 hr ago #31