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muriel_volestrangler

(105,797 posts)
21. Welcome to Turkmenistan
Tue Feb 3, 2026, 04:12 PM
5 hrs ago
Turkmenistan’s horse-crazy president has immortalized himself with a massive gold-leaf statue of his likeness mounted on his favorite steed “Akkan” (White Khan), dove in hand, galloping atop a column of white marble that towers nearly 70 feet above the nation’s capital.

White doves were released into the sky and soldiers pledged allegiance to President Gurbanguly Berdymukhamedov on Monday as the monument was unveiled.Berdymukhamedov claims the extravagant statue was commissioned at the behest of the people of Turkmenistan. “My main goal is to serve the people and the Motherland,” he said last year. “And so, I will listen to the opinion of the people and do as they choose.”

In commissioning a monument to himself, Berdymukhamedov is following in the footsteps of his predecessor, President Saparmurat Niyazov, who famously built a 250-foot golden statue of himself in the center of the capital Ashgabat that was designed to rotate to always face the sun. Berdymukhamedov had the statue of Niyazov moved to the outskirts of the city when he came to power.
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“Very little has changed since the death of former dictator Saparmurat Niyazov, and the regime is still one of the harshest in the world,” Samuel Carcanague, a researcher and an expert on Central Asia at the French Institute for International and Strategic Research (IRIS), told VICE News.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/turkmenistans-horse-loving-president-built-a-giant-gold-statue-of-himself-atop-his-favorite-steed/

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May it be crapped on by a million birds. Diamond_Dog 6 hrs ago #1
First they come for the statue, then the peasants hang the king. The ole one-two. twodogsbarking 6 hrs ago #2
I was so hoping this was Borowitz or the Onion. raccoon 6 hrs ago #3
Same here. SheltieLover 5 hrs ago #9
Seriously! yellow dahlia 24 min ago #55
And the people (MAGA Dumbfucks) bowed and prayed, to the neon god they'd made... Chasstev365 6 hrs ago #4
Wish I could give this more recs! raccoon 5 hrs ago #22
Not The Onion? SheltieLover 6 hrs ago #5
This will be a golden opportunity...for us to paint him as corrupt and out of touch ms liberty 6 hrs ago #6
another reason for other leaders NJCher 1 hr ago #46
My name is Donzymandias, King of Kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair! tanyev 6 hrs ago #7
"History doesn't repeat, but it often rhymes." Grokenstein 5 hrs ago #11
Donzymandias.... FalloutShelter 4 hrs ago #35
I can only hope it eventually gets pulled down like the statute of Saddam Hussein. Ocelot II 5 hrs ago #8
It will be toppled angryxyouth 5 hrs ago #12
the sculptor will probably NJCher 1 hr ago #47
And they find Trump hiding in a "spider hole", excepting that the goober won't fit in a "spider hole". wcmagumba 4 hrs ago #27
Gross. The article has pictures (VOMIT WARNING) Grokenstein 5 hrs ago #10
Maybe they'll make piggy banks. Ocelot II 5 hrs ago #23
Something something graven images... EarthFirst 5 hrs ago #13
There's precedent ... eppur_se_muova 5 hrs ago #14
Another garish display of fawning stupidity Hey Joe 5 hrs ago #15
Oh goodie bdamomma 5 hrs ago #16
The similarity to "Don Corleone" is **PURELY** a coincidence. They would never do that deliberately !! nt eppur_se_muova 5 hrs ago #17
Every day every day every day bluestarone 5 hrs ago #18
Be still, my churning stomach. nt Buns_of_Fire 5 hrs ago #19
Oh, FFS! A Golden Idol to worship? Really??? Tim S 5 hrs ago #20
Welcome to Turkmenistan muriel_volestrangler 5 hrs ago #21
I fear I'll never be proud to be an American again--unless I live to a very very very old age hlthe2b 5 hrs ago #24
I hope people tape a South Park Trump penis on it. chowder66 4 hrs ago #25
Wtaf Easterncedar 4 hrs ago #26
OMG! The embarrassment just never ends! slightlv 4 hrs ago #28
I think it should be adorned with dildoes. Ilsa 4 hrs ago #29
That is disgusting PatSeg 4 hrs ago #30
I'll call this horror Don Colonoscopy. Dave Bowman 4 hrs ago #31
Chump is forever an embarrassment... Everything has be all about HIM ... always FakeNoose 4 hrs ago #32
Anyone up for a paintball tournament? Vinca 4 hrs ago #33
JFC! DavidDvorkin 4 hrs ago #34
"First time he's been hard in 15 years." - Melania, probably flvegan 3 hrs ago #36
Maybe aliens should just exterminate us SamuelTheThird 3 hrs ago #37
Before this regime does? johnnyfins 56 min ago #51
It just never stops on the world stage Bayard 3 hrs ago #38
Donzymandias. NT mahatmakanejeeves 3 hrs ago #39
Oh for God's sake. mwb970 2 hrs ago #40
Absolutely humiliating orangecrush 2 hrs ago #41
good gawd barbtries 2 hrs ago #42
The first thing my eyes went to is the gut! colorado_ufo 2 hrs ago #43
I remember images of the people pulling down the statue of Stalin. mysteryowl 1 hr ago #44
and just as fun is NJCher 7 min ago #57
... mysteryowl 6 min ago #58
The comments in the atticle are good. IcyPeas 1 hr ago #45
The embarrassment is never ending Pisces 1 hr ago #48
God, I hate the timeline. progressoid 1 hr ago #49
Something for the guys to piss on cate94 1 hr ago #50
Fucking PAGANS Historic NY 55 min ago #52
Bowing will be mandatory. Sneederbunk 47 min ago #53
That is one ugly statue. Fla Dem 41 min ago #54
Geez, that's gonna take a big diaper. WestMichRad 11 min ago #56
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