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35. The perfect answer to this would be

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Wed Mar 11, 2026, 01:57 PM

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To have cartoonists draw funny pictures of him to illustrate the articles. No photos? AI him in a bikini.

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Colin Jost can phone it in this week. NT mahatmakanejeeves Wednesday #2

LOL. Love your choice of the word preening! So perfect!! CrispyQ Wednesday #4

Is it even possible to capture anything flattering about this man? BattleRow Wednesday #40

But but but...he installed a dedicated makeup station! forgotmylogin Wednesday #55

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I've never seen one. TomSlick Wednesday #19

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Hegseth asked for it: highplainsdem Wednesday #10

The perfect answer to this would be k55f5r Wednesday #35

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Kegsbreath should be so smart. kairos12 Wednesday #39

Not making him more" butch".. BattleRow Wednesday #42

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I'm going to guess ALL OF THEM. QueerDuck Wednesday #16

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They share a hair fetish. BattleRow Wednesday #43

The snowflake projecteth! ffr Wednesday #17

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WAAAAAAAAH!!! GiqueCee Wednesday #20

Not his call to make... 2naSalit Wednesday #21

Pete Kegstand's own mother hates him. OMGWTF Wednesday #22

I wonder how many jars of Vaseline he goes through StarryNite Wednesday #23

My money is on hair styling gel. ShazzieB 20 hrs ago #64

Crunchy on the outside, StarryNite 13 hrs ago #65

LOLOL! ShazzieB 10 hrs ago #66

Trumplethinskin has competetion pfitz59 Wednesday #24

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It doesn't bother me -- I'll be just fine if I NEVER see another photo him -- but what a diva (nt) William Seger Wednesday #25

Pretty snowflakey behavior from macho man. Ritabert Wednesday #26

My thought too Rebl2 Wednesday #59

Who cares what your photos look like? Ritabert Wednesday #60

thin skinned snowflake secretary of war. uncle ray Wednesday #27

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A real sensitive war fighter Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Wednesday #44

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It's probably a beauty saloon. (nt) Pinback Wednesday #48

Has the Pentegon issued any guidence on photographing the best side of a sack of shit? marble falls Wednesday #46

Just wear your white hood pretty boy. twodogsbarking Wednesday #47

What a manly warfighter! LudwigPastorius Wednesday #49

"How dare they show the public how bad he looks! Block them!" sakabatou Wednesday #50

Pete, do like your supreme leader and kacekwl Wednesday #51

He's been so drunk he didn't realise he always looked that way (nt) muriel_volestrangler Wednesday #52

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