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58. Everyone needs to read 2 Chronicles

Sun Apr 19, 2026, 04:12 PM

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Paraphrasing here: Solomon took over David’s throne and led his people well. Eventually God spoke to him and asked him what he wanted from God. Solomon just said he wanted knowledge and wisdom to make him a better king.

God told him that because he only asked for those things, and not for treasure or to have all his enemies killed, he’d get what he asked for and God would also make him rich.

Trump probably thinks this applies to him. If reading this with a straight face doesn’t get him smited instantly and his properties and treasure miracled out of existence, the debate over whether there’s a god will have been answered for all time.

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C'mon, God, you know what to do. They'll all be in one place so the efficient use of lightning will be possible... Ocelot II Saturday #1

He's overdue for a smiting! TexasBushwhacker Saturday #7

Maybe he'll burst into flames. Dulcinea Saturday #33

What an effing joke. PittBlue Saturday #2

Well, in all fairness, piddyprints Saturday #3

True... PittBlue Saturday #6

He'll probably have an erection if they read about babies heads being bashed against walls. travelingthrulife 21 hrs ago #55

I hope we don't see that.... CTyankee 21 hrs ago #56

I hope he holds the right side up. nt pazzyanne Saturday #22

Trump to read "Song of Solomon" . . . . . . no_hypocrisy Saturday #4

That'll get him all hot BumRushDaShow Saturday #5

Salacious part of the bible! seabiscuit5920 Saturday #13

From the King Jimmy version... ultralite001 Saturday #8

God should send some lightning bolts. Irish_Dem Saturday #9

Like this... sop Saturday #27

Hegseth will pick the verses Trump reads caraher Saturday #10

I think Netanyahu told Trump he is the Messiah delisen Saturday #11

Trump would burst into flames if he had to read Matthew 25:31-46. Ocelot II Saturday #12

Gathering of traitors and blasphemers (if you believe, I don't). SamKnause Saturday #14

Trump's biggest challenge will be to stay awake. oasis Saturday #15

We all know he cannot stay on script... EarthFirst Saturday #16

He won't actually read anything aloud from the Bible, but if we're lucky... Grokenstein Saturday #32

windmills and getting electrocuted by an EBoat? How God called him "Sir"? Wonder Why 17 hrs ago #57

None of these phony christians has a clue what their faith demands. travelingthrulife Saturday #17

Did he give up on Two Corinthians ToxMarz Saturday #18

Because of course you know he has to show he's better at it than the Pope blue blues Saturday #19

Just ask him to recite any passage from memory - no reading text. The result will be hilarious. erronis Saturday #20

Oh, let him read it. Or try. That'd be pretty funny Attilatheblond Yesterday #40

He's not sleeping too well. Great chance to take a long nap. PuraVidaDreamin Saturday #21

The smite button!!! paleotn Saturday #23

Irony? Smilo Saturday #24

trump has no reading comprehension radical noodle Saturday #35

OMG. Will he even read it? MadameButterfly Yesterday #46

Please god Keepthesoulalive Saturday #25

If the Bible doesn't burst into flame not fooled Saturday #26

😳🙄😂 underpants Saturday #28

Whoa boy. For the first time in my life, I had to work from mahina Saturday #30

Please tell me he is reading One Corinthian. Lord, mahina Saturday #29

May the dark and filthy one read Matthew 6:5 mobeau69 Saturday #31

Has he asked who are the 2 Chronicles yet? KPN Saturday #34

Simon and Schuster BidenRocks Yesterday #42

Wondering - will they be reading the Bible at the corner church? Seinan Sensei Saturday #36

Every Bible within 100 feet of Trump might just burst into flames. cstanleytech Yesterday #37

The thing of it, I believe he doesn't know how to read. Remember when he tried to read the Constitution and got 3Hotdogs Yesterday #38

Not that many Americans do anymore. Trump least of all. Karasu Yesterday #39

No. Not a joke. He REALLY can't read. Dyslexia or something. But he has trouble reading. 3Hotdogs Yesterday #45

Is it possible that dyslexia or something like it MadameButterfly Yesterday #48

I think I heard something about that being the case before. Karasu 13 hrs ago #60

hysterical. more excerpts from pulp fiction orleans Yesterday #41

Not Interested bmichaelh Yesterday #43

I'm torn between repulsed and fascinated MadameButterfly 23 hrs ago #49

Christians Engaged and Trump lonely bird Yesterday #44

This is all they can think of to do MadameButterfly 23 hrs ago #50

Here's a couple of verses for him ( I think Twain first put them together) Maeve Yesterday #47

the orange pedo's reading of genesis. Javaman 23 hrs ago #51

Baal 2.0 Whip-poor-will 23 hrs ago #52

what they will refuse to read from the Bible azureblue 22 hrs ago #53

This ought to be a hoot! travelingthrulife 21 hrs ago #54

Not to mention lonely bird 15 hrs ago #59

Everyone needs to read 2 Chronicles jmowreader 15 hrs ago #58

For a preview, watch the first two minutes of this video ... eppur_se_muova 11 hrs ago #61